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You win this round, Lois.
I'll take this.
And Lois has her theater group.
Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your life!
And what is it you want to patent, Tell Smith?
Except that guy with the lazy eye. He sees a loser and the snack machine.
Come on, Lois. Those— Those hoop skirts make Diane look a little hippie, you know?
Peter, a lot of creative people had mindless jobs.
The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead!
Brian, you'll have to audition just like everyone else.
-Were you playing Lady Thiang? -Mm-hmm. I was supposed to be Anna.
how would you like to sing itsy bitsy spider?
Hey, everybody, here's our star!
Am I...am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
It works! Look how tiny they are!
And they going to the Dragon
Get that camera out of my face!
Is that hair gel?
I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity".
Remember, Diane, you're playing Anna, a steel-town girl on a Saturday night...
Lois, if this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno.
And I want to do the show they wrote! We're not making any more changes!
Cut! All wrong! No good!
And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith?
"Though they tried to defeat me
Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
A bitch.
I’m the king of the…
My penis belongs on stage
- I don't know. - I thought you wanted to do a good show?
Oh, I get it.
Then, I tried music.
...but I'll do whatever it takes to make sure you get your chance next year.
And just like this. And watch my feet. And one, two, three.
Loretta's a nobody. Diane Simmons is a star.
Really?