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If I just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated...
But Loretta's playing Anna, and she's doing a great job.
Me, direct?
Our little theater group finally has a committed visionary at its helm.
He’s the world’s greatest ninja, there’s no doubt
I don't know. It's such a big responsibility.
"all the things that make us
"La la la la la, Miss Saigon"
-I guess we can try that— -Action!
Uh, Herman Melville was a customs agent.
Besides, I'm the director.
Look, I have to go.
If this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno
You want to be the director? Fine! I quit!
- Ruin it? - Yes.
Rescue workers got the fish out of the water...
No.
Marshall, Will and Holly, what a routine expedition
I don't know, Peter, she's a news reporter.
how would you like to sing itsy bisty spider?
You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber!
...and these two women bitch-slapped each other. The crowd went nuts.
Peter, have you seen my wheelchair?
Okay, let's go from the top of Scene 7.
Okay, I'll do it.
...that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland!
Come on, kids! The director can't be late for the auditions.
...but then we later found out it wasn't actually her.
...but you'll be happy to know our company does not pay him to think.
The only thing you create before 9:00 a. M...
And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith?
Five, six, seven, eight.
I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity".
And that note you gave me, "louder," I was thinking that, and then you said it.