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Yes. And for my first production, I've chosen The King and I.
"Lady Thiang, if he needs me, truly needs me, I will go to him."
And you! I just plain don't like you!
Excuse me? You. Get out of here!
Peter, ¿has visto mi silla de ruedas?
Then I tried sculpting.
"Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York.
...in the Quahog Players production of The King and I.
Cheyenne, 2015 AD.
Part of being creative is figuring out what you're good at.
This is Rodgers and Hammerstein, not trash TV!
A producer? Gee, I don't know.
"'He's the world's greatest ninja, there's no doubt
Albert Einstein worked for the patent office.
Man! Chorus! Shoot, what a gyp!
Well, Lois, you told me to produce, and I did.
...but unfortunately it died shortly after.
I'm the king of the...
...when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town...
Well, they did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
Let's start with the scene where Lady Thiang begs Anna to comfort the king.
Now we gotta think of some funny stuff for him to say.
oh so y'all like vaginaes? then you will die lol
Good producers put their ideas to work outside the theater.
Hey, shut up!
...so I could cast you all.
Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
It's a living, breathing creature with wants and needs...
Damn it!
I've seen enough. Inappropriate.
Ursa can be Tamed by Music.
- "Iris," "rose"? What about "rose"? - Did you say "rose"?
Before I post the cast list...
Peter
Michelangelo worked in a marble quarry.
Wow, I'm being interviewed by Diane Simmons!
-Wow! Diane Simmons! -You don't look anything like the ad.