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"Met the greatest earthquake ever known
‘Cause they flew all of us away
I came because I love the theater.
-Uh, excuse me? -Will you… Get… Get… Get out of here!
Peter, they didn’t have capri pants in the 1860s.
- "Carnation," "peony." - No, they did that on last week's Marlowe.
I'm not "I," I'm not anybody.
...if you hadn't believed in me.
Oh, my God!
Peter, they didn't have capri pants in the 1860s.
I call it “Smith’s Theory of Relativity”.
I am an Automaton Nuclear Neo-human Android.
...most recently, Miss Saigon.
And such an attractive one.
My ass.
Robert Kimble, founder of a local theater group known as the Quahog Players...
-Oh, were you playing Lady Thiang? -Mm-hmm. I was supposed to be Anna.
You’re the worst thing to happen to musical theater Since sir Andrew Lloyd Webber
Springer is one of our station's highest-rated shows.
...and you're not man enough to satisfy her!
It's your job to make sure we sell every seat in this house.
Peter is an adequate assembly-line worker...
with your all-female bathing ojory
What the fuck Because I kick all the bad guys get there takeoff his pants
...passed away this afternoon.
I think it's a lot better now.
Orgy not Ojory
You son of a bitch
"Oh, Mrs. Anna, the king needs you. You must go to him.
"Just as surely as Paul Lynde was gay"
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
Morning, theater fans!