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Thank God you had a gun in there. I thought it was a gay thing...
-Born-again? That's precious. -Isn't it?
For chrissake, who are you protecting? It's all over. Dexter is going down.
Remember? With the ski masks, those dudes.
I loved my girl.
-Everything down there. -I can't believe he told you that.
Where's-?
Mr. Dexter, the coffin's good to go.
-Allison Ames. -Allison Ames. A-M-E-S.
Hard to believe it was last Christmas...
-Don't forget. -Okay.
...allegedly dressed up...
The actor, who still retains a costume he wore on the show...
-I would say that this movie is about- It's about friendship.
An old man that can't defend himself.
So that's pretty much that.
What? You said you don't remember!
-Harry? -Hey, Perry, I shot a guy.
Like putting a whoopee cushion on the seat of an electric chair.
How could she be here and meanwhile, she's out having parties?
Goddamn it.
Who are you?
-At home. -You're at home?
Just anything before I split. I'm begging you. Come on, help me out.
It'll be like, Hey, Perry, look out. Boom, back in the car. All right?
...and withdrew her multimillion-dollar lawsuit against her father...
Wow, five years.
I swear to God, this is it.
Of all the dipshit things to do.
That chick in the casket, she won't even match up with that...
-Then he had to kill her, huh? -Put a sock in it.
Ma'am, I hope you won't be offended when I ask you...
Because you're new here.
I mean, are you the kind of girl who like, you know...?
...and that is a very smart suit, by the way.
Ames. Allison Ames.
...movie.
-How am I supposed to know? -Fuck! Thanks, honey. Gotta roll.
I spoke to him.
And for 39.99 we'll carpet up to three rooms in half the time.
Open up your laptop and log in!
She wasn't very happy to find out that you're not a detective, that you lied.
-This is really great. -Isn't it?
...but now, I don't know, you're making me more nervous. Sit down.
Now, go. Vanish.
Yeah, I get that all the time. Would you mind not rooting around in there?
-Watch it. Relax. -Okay, okay. No, I'm sorry.
Perry.
-So where did she go from here? -Shut up, I'm thinking.
Fuck you.
Miss Dexter recently made headlines when she returned from Paris...
That is a terrible scene. It's like, Why was that in the movie?
I told her her real father was an actor...
I got two quarters harmonizing on Moonlight in Vermont.
I call it my faggot gun
Between-Oh, God, nix, nix. That's-
Anyhow, so....
You're right. Get the plate, call the cops.
Any questions, hesitate to call.
I saw him shot to death.
Hey, do you know that blond gal who just left?
-Is that so, Whitey? -Whitey?
Mr. Dexter owns the prestigious Dexter Clinic.
-Oh, my God. -Yeah, it was. Yeah.
Female. She hired me to do some video surveillance.
...and a movie crew came to town?
Or you can sleep here. But it would only be sleeping, Harry.
Right there. She's right there! Shit.
Richie!
-Yeah. -Harry, was she raped?
-That's awesome. -Commercial.
Who are you?
He needs someone who looks like her to withdraw the complaint.
See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method.
-But you're shivering. -I don't care!
-I'm a baby. -Where's your buddy? The guy you-
Your sister was convinced that Dexter was her natural father...
Do you remember when we were real little...
Badly is an adverb. To say you feel badly says that the mechanism...
Three months ago, she was suing him over Mom's millions.
-Little sis punched her own ticket. -Okay. Gotcha.
-Still gay? -Me? No.
Harry...
...is I'm playing a little game called Am I Bluffing? Where is she?
Harry from New York.
He did, Harry. That's why he's cremating the body.
She swiped 200 bucks, a credit card, California ID, God knows what else.
-Perry? -Yeah?
No, that's not true. She made one concession.
Sleep bad.
Oh, wait, he can play basketball. Sign him up.
Look, I'll find it. I'll find the thing. Where are you? Fuzzy little bitch.
She's never forgiven me for leaving her all alone.
...two cases that were seemingly unrelated.
Anyway, that's how I got to the party.
-Where's Perry? We gotta find him. -Perry's coming by here.
It's getting too scary. You gotta bail. Get a flight out, today.
Swell, they're enjoying Baltimore. I'm lying here with my brains out.
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