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So I was thinking...
DISPATCHER: Four-three-Edward, do you need an EMS assist?
♪ And you don't have to guess ♪
An anonymous source provided this video.
I got their letter. I assumed that was...
Well, if he were a hero, he'd unmask himself
so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and...
Wait, what? How do you know that?
Can we rewind it back to the "Mom Fail" part?
[GRUNTS]
Door's... Hey!
- Magic's real here too? - I mean...
MJ! They have nothing to do with this, sir.
STRANGE: We're too late for that. They're here.
- Who the hell are you? - I'm Peter Parker.
as the greatest superhero of all time.
- Is that him? - No.
MJ: Okay. Okay.
What, you gonna cook us some cures
[♪♪♪]
- This is all my fault, May. - No.
We don't know where he is.
- May. - Oh!
- Dr. Octav... - [GASPS]
mental or physical issues.
I'm sorry.
May, run.
No.
SUIT: New device detected.
Somebody help! I need an ambulance, please! Somebody?
♪ Three times one ♪
♪ But it just won't go away ♪
Well, let's hope not.
[YELLS]
Yes... Yes, sir, I did.
Stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
ever since I got here.
I'm...
♪ A tricameral system Is now set ♪
- Whoa. - [SPEAKS IN TAGALOG]
It didn't make it better.
This isn't what it looks like.
- Will you say it? - I needed to hear that.
What did you just say?
outside of the city,
[SCATTING]
we could, like, help you workshop something or...
The Sanctum's built at the intersection
- Oh, good, good, good. - Hey.
PETER 3: Yeah, that's happening. That's real.
- What? - Look, I stole his ring thing.
bring them here while I figure out
But this has to end. Now.
[ECHOES] Peter?
Okay, no problem, Peter Parker.
Oh, my God.
The day he died.
drowned in the river with your machine.
So how did you know you were a man of magic?
- Huh. - [CHUCKLES]
We gotta do this up close.
The Avengers is Earth's mightiest...
Fine.
Dr. Otto Octavius.
before he fell into... a pool of electric eels.
- It's you. - You okay?
You'd burn the place down.
Oh, Happy.
- Plot points along the curve. - It's over, Parker.
MJ: Peter, what is it?
- What? It's no big deal. - Great.
Do you remember the full moon party at Kamar-Taj?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Whoa. What's going on there?
I just came through this, uh...
♪ Three times one ♪
MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the two smartest people I've met,
Now I got you.
Uh, it's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?
The spell? Like magic spell?
meaning that all this is kind of your mess.
Connors?
This is so cool. I always wanted brothers.
Are they all like this?
Check it out.
Yeah. No, I got a middle back thing too.
Yeah. Peter Parker.
to our universe...
[BEEPS]
Yeah, because it is.
Exactly. You would know.
♪ And that's the magic number ♪
Just to take it in for a minute.
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
♪ Souls who flaunt styles Gain praises by pounds ♪
I'm a really good lawyer.
Look at that.
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
Ned Leeds. Spider-Man's best friend.
PETER: So the chip in the back of Doc's neck
You think I'm being too pragmatic.
- Okay? - Really?
[SCREAMING]
ELECTRO: Sad to tell you, Sandman,
and matter displacement.
- Oh, man, I'm sorry. - Oh, don't apologize.
You don't belong here.
I have the tingle thing, just not for bread.
- you mean I could have called them? - Yeah.
After you left, I detected an otherworldly presence.
continue to contend that the vile vigilante is a hero.
I can explain everything. Trust me.
chaos and calamity ensue?
You haven't called the...?
- However, Mr. Hogan. - Yes?
We don't have liability insurance.
OFFICER 1: All right, let's go. Let's go! Move in!
[CACKLING]
He's gonna kill us all.
- No. - How on earth does that...?
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Right, I gotta find Ned and MJ. I, uh...
- May? - Peter.
- Oh, my God, you're bleeding. - I'm fine. I'm okay.
you got going on here, okay?
MORDO: Your desecration of reality...
from every universe into this one.
I got eyes on him.
I don't believe any of the charges
[ALARM BLARING]
These are not curses.
There's some people here.
It's just a standard spell of forgetting.
- Where are we? - It's complicated.
[SPIDER-SENSE TINGLES]
so we're curious as to how your web situation works, that's all.
There was a billionaire,
WILSON: I tried to stop you so many times but you powered through.
slimy green son of a gun.
You ain't even the shit no more.
Be careful what you wish for, Parker.
When will people wake up and realize
that you didn't even think to plead your case with them first
- I knew it. - Nice.
Be a fresh start. And we'll all be together.
Trying to do better.
Look around you. This is what we do.
I wanna kill him.
♪ And don't get offended while Mase do-si-do's your daughter ♪
I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for 12 hours.
Okay, and there was a really angry green man.
- [COUGHING] - Oh!
♪ But the course that we dine ♪
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING]
My Reaction That Cars 4 is Getting Released in April 21, 2023
'cause I don't really get excited about things.
Talk to your physician.
Leave the Statue of Liberty alone.
Everything Spider-Man touches comes to ruin.
♪ Measure in the music Raised in three parts ♪
You promise?