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- Right, that's it. Sorry. - No, no. There's really no point.
The film's great, and, um,
No, sir.
You daft prick!
No, nice try gorgeous.... ...but you’re not fooling anyone
Shall I--
Today's been a good day,
Have I got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much,
- Oh, yes, happy birthday. - Thank you.
I don't have a book down my trousers.
i hate you marleen! i hate you gabi!
No
You’re my Hero!!
Ah, listen, I'm sorry about not ringing back.
Profession: Mel Gibson's bottom.
- I'm sorry. - No, I love that you tried.
Or hounds for that matter Our readers are equally intrigued by both species
- But when you hold me near - When you hold me near
and now I've landed in it all over again.
You've seen a thousand of them. What's all the fuss about?
- Oh, I'll put you right through, sir. - Oh, my God.
depending who's got the brains to get the going rate on betrayal.
- Oh. - Or it's brunch or lunch or something.
So, uh, tell me, um, Anna, what do you do?
Oh. How you doing? I thought you guys always wore those, uh, penguin coats.
For me the book is the poorer for it.
- How can you mend - Open up.
Which is why we have to round things up now, so final questions, please.
In the non-prostitute sense, obviously.
Everybody should and I'm
- No comment means yes. - No, it doesn't.
These are for my, um, grandmother.
The why and wherefore I'm alive
Phone number of Anna Scott's agent in London...
Ah, yes, excellent Excellent
but she checked out about an hour ago.
I just wondered whether if...
and over here we have contestant number 5... well i'll just scratch you and call the police!
Buy a boring book about Egypt from the guy that screwed Anna Scott.
She's in a hospital just down the road.
I'll see you tonight. Hey, Marty. Ooh! Sexy cardi.
I heard.
- There you go. - That's a Blockbuster Video membership card, sir.
rachel toyne and sue thomas. rachel kirkwood and will thomas.
Stop right there! I will decide the route. All right?
but also that she was...
Okay.
- Who was Gilda? - Her most famous part.
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May be the famine or the feast
I'll throw in one of those for free.
- Hi. Hi. I'm Karen. - Hi.
Uh, I...
it’s only gonna mess me up mess me up it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love. it’s only gonna mess me up mess me up it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love.
much more towards the emerging markets.
- Hey - Sorry.
Oh, you gave me a present. We're best friends already then.
Combination of factors really. Uh, no clean clothes.
Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile?
- Can I help you? - Yeah, I'm, um--
When someone tells me they like jewellery
Hello.
Are you... busy tonight?
Ah.
who's filling in for carmen acosta? nicole icom.
it was nice to meet you.
to my little sister's birthday party?
You may show the dent of the top of the artist's buttocks, but neither cheek.
Yeah, I thought it was fantastic. I thought it was, uh,
Let's go crazy. I'll have an orange juice.
I only found out you were here yesterday.
- No. - Orange juice?
Oh, right, right. So, uh--
You couldn't help me with an incredible important decision, could you?
I'll regret this forever
Asking to help chaperone a Dance
Listen, I appreciate that. Absolutely.
Come on! No! Wait! Wait there!
Wait! I thought you were, um, someone else.
- - No.
which was a very serious mistake.
would you be riding them...
- Yes? - Bad news.
So, tell me. Tell me, tell me. Good surprise or nasty surprise?
Though I will say, from my experience, rumors about Jeff do tend to be true.
Spike, for God's sakes. She's in trouble. Get a grip.
But, uh--
"I didn't know where to go."
Absolutely no idea
and she's in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.
yes me mom's got rash diptheria e.coli! and she's 0754 years old! yes snok snok with kiss ships and draco and hair bits snok snok! after all i rented the snok car! yes with her besa reets and snooky with granny snok view snok snok and a vendette! and her snohole!
Could you bring me up some really, really cold water?
Useful for, uh, lighting fires,
Yeah, all right. Well, obviously, it's me, isn't it?
My flatmate, who'll I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message.
She's not my type at all. I prefer the other one.
But you see, this is not for the shop. This is for you.
Right.
the git that I am living with.
You gotta gimme some lovin'
- He's cooking guinea-fowl? - Don't even ask.
But, seriously, they're just breasts.
That is a cheap question, and the answer is, of course, no comment.
- - Turn right!
It was...
it now appears as though...
All the awaits me Is you
- Brilliant! -
I won't stand up because I can't... be bothered.
There's a truth in your eyes
But, um-- The bathroom's on the top floor.
I'll see what I can do.
- So, look, any messages today? - Yeah, I wrote a couple down.
Do you always say no to everything?
It's very difficult, isn't it? Everything's got the word Kensington in it.
And wherever you look thousands of people are buying millions of antiques,
Kensington Park Road. Kensington Garden. Kensington bloody Park Garden.
yes beryl troixerette? what do you want? i want to do some huawkgwokaing in hamilton hill.
Mm.