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Good one.
now looks like a porn film.
Um, could I just say--
and he is generally acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world.
I mean, when all's said and done, she's nothing special.
- Millions down the drain. - Well done.
I haven't had a girlfriend since-- well, since puberty.
Not a classic
Is that so? Well
Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone you know
Certainly. And, uh, little Johnny?
So, uh, what happened there?
and her agent in New York.
I don't either.
- I was going to call, but I-- - Uh, Anna.
I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts
I'm sorry I didn't get down what magazines you're from
your job still pays you rather a lot of money...
It was just so nice to meet you.
- Red or white? - Red.
Right, uh, Mr. Thacker. Will you come this way.
Newspapers last forever.
I agree
*talks to gym crush* *immediately checks mirror*
- Gimme, gimme some lovin' - Gimme some lovin'
- Still, not sparkling. - Absolutely. Ice-cold still water.
Right. Okay.
Exactly. Right. So here we go again.
But surely that's worth a brownie.|
And ready years
some genuine and some... not quite so genuine.
Look at me.
She
When news of a job move breaks
Gedda You daft prick
- Brilliant. Max? - Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
I know it was--
Okay.
Yes, of course, madam. It's in the Lancaster Room.
Um-- uh, P. G. Wodehouse. Farce, all that, you know.
What am I doing with you?
- What's your name? - Rufus.
I'm just in London...
I'm a complete moron I apologize...
jo smith and sophie changeline you bitches both need to pack your bags because i've had enough of both of you! alright oui we'll pack our bags! (slaps!) ow! we're gone now!
I have, um, water and soap. You can get cleaned up.
JAMES BOND NEVER HAS TO PUT UP WITH THIS $@&!
Fairly Fabulous
No one's allowed to see them
He wasn't that friendly during filming?
oh dear granny snell fancy a wrinky wrinky? oh yes dear anything to get on the old stretchkids.
Right.
- Excuse me? - You know.
It's one of life's real cruelties.
- She still loves you, though. - In a depressingly asexual way.
Can speak right to my heart
and they didn't like it when they woke up with the reality.
It’s not a classic anecdote, is it?
She's someone who...
Gimme, gimme some lovin'
So what do you think?
I was just wondering if, uh,
they will discover I can't act,
But, um, you know, you could hide the food in your handbag or something.
All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.
But Anna, she is absolutely gagging for it.
I thank you. And Tony, the worst restauranteur.
Right.
and to be frank with you, doesn't always sell many of those.
Yeah, yeah. That would be, uh--
might be more than just good friends?
Oh, it's in the way you hold me
This is crazy behavior.
Bella, this is Anna.
Stop! Stop! I beg you!
What?
I have to pay
I'm a difficult but brilliant junior officer...
and, um, henceforward intend to be impressively happy.
Poor old carrots. That's--
- - Try as I may, I can never explain
Oh, right. There we are then.
I just wanted to sort of apologize for the kissing thing.
Oh, okay Take a seat and I'll go check
Oh, okay. Take a seat and I'll go check.
My brilliant plan was not so brilliant. I know.
I may have told a few people down at the pub.
I don't know...
She
Horse and Hound
I'm sorry. There's no excuse for him.
who's filling in for tammy kean? jane chairer.
Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone, you know.
No. No, uh, she doesn't.
Any time she goes away
having behaved so badly.
The problem is she left the message with my flatmate...
- Have been murdered, yes. - Murdered.
Sorry.
casually marries my best friend.
Uh, well, we would have liked to,
Awkward...
All actresses are as mad as snakes.
You should do more of this stuff.
Um, you know, I think it might be, yeah.
whether you might let me see you a little,
I'm sorry about that.
Neildy back in the game!
"Are you a fan of Henry James?"
yes there is such a thing as gale cengage learning courses. i hope george enrolls in one so he can learn how to get divorced. i hope so too cause we told him but he didn't get a second chance.
which is, um.. shooting later in the summer
He was just a friend. We're still friends, I think.
WFH
Have I got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much,
Best guinea-fowl I've ever tasted.
#SirKidStarver Oh, sod a dog. I've made the wrong decision, haven't I?
Sorry, Max.
My best friend slipped down stairs, cracked her back...
Oh, God.
No one knows why some things work out and some things don't.
Divorced. Used to be handsome, now kind of squidgy round the edges.
- Uh-- - Here.
Well, no, 'cause that's, uh-- that's a novel too, isn't it?
Probably not. Um, something else cold.
Uh, look, I'm sorr--
Well, you know,
What?
who's filling in for anusha pillay? david o'callaghan.
The pictures have been sold and they're just...
without an interesting answer.
- How many mistakes did I make? - Eleven.
Well, yes.
What do you do?
You slept with that actress. We saw the pictures.
Busy tomorrow?
someone really filthy you can just flip over and start again.
These pictures are just so horrible, and they're so grainy.
Asking him to love her
- What do you think? - Gripping. It's not Jane Austen.
- They're like little villages. - Let's go in.
Minimum input, maximum publicity.
- Okay, thanks. Bye-bye. - See you later.