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- (BLEATING) - (GASPS) What do we think?
(SIGHS)
(SING-SONG) I see Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
which allows us to determine a child's Nice or Naughty quotient.
and do our traditional Sun Ming red and green eggroll thing, but I just...
No, listen. I'm...
Yeah, but that's because Gabe showed me
(SANTA LAUGHING)
in his heart, he wants to run the family business.
Phoenix? That sounds horrible.
And as for me, I mean, I'm Santa. It's great!
(GIGGLING)
(THUDDING)
- Well, you wanna... - It's in my eye.
And when those blue memories start calling
Oh, hey, there it is.
Let me get your other file, Kringle.
- Pull yourself together. - (CHUCKLES)
Because I kicked a policeman,
But I would like to help decide what toys to make,
Looks like we got a Santa, guys!
Like I want your germs.
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
(GRUNTING)
JAKE: Oh!
and now my brother is Santa Claus. You can start laughing now.
What about a cheese grater for Alex. Or a George Foreman Grill?
Oh.
JAKE: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
My little girl.
- MAN 1: She did. - WOMAN 2: That's so naughty.
- (SNOWCONE BLEATING) - I'm so sorry.
They're elder elves.
'Cause you forgot to floss
(CHUCKLES) Ho, ho, ho.
- WOMAN: Yeah, finally! - (CROWD CHEERING)
- Seriously. Go back to... Oh! - WOMAN: Ow!
- (BLEATS) - (KNOCKING AT DOOR)
He analyzed the breakfast you gave him this morning in great detail.
SANTA'S HELPERS: Decorations of red
(SNOWCONE BLEATING)
Let alone anyone else's.
- NOELLE: Puffins, scatter! - (ALL SQUAWK)
(BOTH YELP)
even though she knew she might not have anyone to spend it with.
Um, I was helping Santa train,
I'm going to the North Pole where nobody expects anything from me.
and her Christmas wish wasn't for herself.
- You mean Canada? - Canada wishes.
and say, "You're not Santa."
but I need Miss Kringle on official police business for a second.
Just gotta... You got a couple of extra coats, but...
(NOELLE GRUNTING)
and making your silly cards?
Look, lady, um, with all due respect...
- NICK: Leave her alone. - This is unnecessary.
Weird, you can tell me about it in the sleigh.
You were so great with Alex, I wanted to give you this.
That's a problem, Nick. Come on.
Oh, yeah. I love yogurt pants.
I couldn't find any money, but I did bring all this stuff.
MAN 1: Where is he?
my ass when I don't like the school lunches: but the school only has that
But I told you, Jessie and I don't get along.
about the perfect Christmas getaway.
Ho, ho, ho! Who is next? You, come on.
She's invited me over for Christmas morning.
Just, if you want to.
How did you just do that?
AUTOMATED VOICE 3: Feliz Navidad!
Well, if that's the only problem.
- Matt Bautista. I'm actually a Buddhist. - Oh, jolly!
I wouldn't... Um...
- Hi. - Hi!
It's what you do when you think someone's awesome.
Uh...
Whatever you wanna do.
Who are these people?
ELF POLLY: "Take a journey to a better you."
Excuse me, sir, may I please borrow your...
You need to do your job and give your brother some Christmas spirit,
Okay. Keep working.
- You okay? - NICK: No!
- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? This is crazy.
Nick, won't you even speak to me?
I'm only doing it so my parents can practice using Snapchat.
No, no. Wait, wait, wait. Jackets, everyone.
Jolly. The presents were all delivered.
(CROWD MURMURING)
I never get to see what you do. It'll be interesting.
While you've been... What? Cutting ribbon,
and I found a Christmas Yoga Class taught by a Nick K.
Santa, I got you a new scarf.
Did we miss Greece?
Can you... This is my desk.