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ladies and gentlemen, leading your Washington Sentinels today...
Detroit bought an entire semi-pro team once the strike happened.
Now we're rolling!
I love you, man!
Let's face it boys, we screwed the pooch today...
I don't know, but the way Falco's running...
We'll get them next time.
And so, boys and girls, if anybody does have any firearms...
The truth is, you guys have been given something...
I'm talking about a team of poor nobodies who play to win...
Gruff, wake up!
-I read blitz. -Bullshit.
Hey, scab!
.
All right. Good game. We snuck by on that one.
A second chance.
It's over, Tony crossed
...you need to keep scrambling against Detroit, with Prescott back.
Son of a bitch!
Come here!
And greatness, no matter how brief...
This strike ain't about guys like me. It's about them superstars...
Good night, Annabelle.
I'm wirey
Because, as of today, you're all professional football players.
There you have it, in a word, from Coach McGinty...
Bees?
-Be careful out there. -I will.
Go suit up.
My word is my bond.
-He hasn't played in years. -Should be well rested then.
Hey Wilson maybeeee You should try scrambling
If you've got something to say, raise your hand.
-...knocked out by his own teammate. -There's a rule in sports:
Jesus Christ!
Cause I really want is a Quarterback
All right.
-It did look cautious. -I could have scored on that!
Take care of my guys.
You want it, you got it Check!
Guys, move the new boy's ride for him.
Find a way to lead your team. Earn their respect.
...the man you are, and the man you ought to be.
want a snoot? yes please.
He was the biggest Washington fan you have ever seen.
I'm sorry.
-It's my spot now! -Not for long, you tub of rice shit!
I'm okay. I'm okay.
Mac's, down on A Street. Come in, I'll buy you a beer.
First down, Washington.
Give me a chance, I'm bored.
to bed with a 10 and waking up with a 3 reading horoscopes while playing ping pong on charmed tv vomit up my ass dickie padie this is how we now do. clothes all zapped up with spackfilla and electricity kneecap in the face feeling a 00'S vibe being clanged up by yoyos in the face with ball pierce. this is how we now do, this is how we now do.
In practice, we don't hit the fellows with the red shirts on.
-Coach? -What took you so long?
He's our leader.
Nigel Gruff.
I'm not sure how much more of this abuse he can take.
What?
Listen up. This time tomorrow, the strike will be officially over.
The way I heard it, my man didn't even do nothing anyway!
Time out!
Martel crossed.
You Asshole.
Not only is he taking your job, he's taking your parking space too.
Damn!
Come on in. You want a beer?
You're the man tonight, Clifford Franklin!
Do you know what insurance costs on a Ferrari, mother...
The fans are getting screwed. I've got season tickets I can't give away!
I was watching you today.
Deep Shit
Is that understood?
-Was it out of bounds? -Yes, on 23.
Get this off of me!
Rolling out new Executive Orders
Hey, man.
Coach, can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
According to the Sentinels, it says Ray Smith is...
Get Trask some... Stickum.
What the shit is that?!
real roblox player is scary
Cheers, bitch.
This is bullshit! I'll end this right now.
You get it? You like it?
Me?
-"And you see me" -Four, five!
I don't blame you.
How I feel when constantly putting on hand sanitizer
You’ve got balls Shit for brains, but you’ve got balls !
Eating eggs
John, how many years have we been calling games together?
Let's face it, boys, we screwed the pooch today.
What?
Go on, boys!
Myles, remember what I told you about red shirts in practice?
Come on, Martel. Get moving!
Mott, great to see you. Now, get the hell out of my locker room!
But he caught the ball!
Its been an honor to share the field of battle with you
But now our fear is shared and we can overcome it together.
That's funny.
Falco, great to see you. Now, get the hell out of my locker room!
Break!
Ladies and gentlemen, your Washington Sentinels!
Oh, my God, I forgot to tell you something.
All right! Way to go!
Let's play some football!