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What happened to Martel?
Go!
You gotta get ass Miles and miles of ass
You want it You got it scab
You Praise his glory, Nigel! You praise his glory!
Come on, goddamn it, help me!
Pissing away our money again?
Hey! Shane Falco.
I don't comment to quarterbacks about style but...
Same play, except let Morris by. Nobody touch him.
Why'd you play that dumb-ass song?
Pass incomplete by Eddie Martel.
Green 11!
-Eggs! -That's ripe!
-My tight end is deaf. -Yeah, I know.
We're on the same team! We're on the same team! Now chill out!
Nothing personal, but I don't date football players.
-I don't want any trouble. -You hear that?
Rather than scraping crap off the bottom of somebody else's toys.
-Crawling on you? -Damn!
Now that's football!
it's good for you
That was Washington running back Malcolm Lamont.
Martel.
Daniel Bateman comes up with the big stop on third and one.
Touchdown, Brian Murphy!
Maybe you should try scrambling.
Yeah, I imagine.
.
To the left!
...will end up with it in the end zone for a touchdown!
CONSIDER IT DONE
Holding! Number 68 on the offense.
I need that ball. Get me the ball.
Hey! Joe Flacco!
I'm Japanese, not Chinese.
Give me a T!
I read blitz.
Don't be sorry. Going out in front of 80,000 people ain't bad.
You beautiful son of a bitch, I knew you could do it!
Just says he's been a resident of the State of Maryland...
All day, blue eyes! It's Christmas morning...
Huddle up!
...red means stop.
He's reversing his field!
And McGinty says, "Go for it."
Some will say that your accomplishments...
I think it's terrible what they do to you guys.
You're looking at a 65-yard field goal.
He's been All-Pro two years, but one of my cheerleaders...
oh dear grandma snell fancy a bow loop up bohup boweupery? yes a tomper with thomkpeey sightsehsianetts!
I know! Aren't they?
He's hung over! He's a good second slower off the snap than usual.
Gentlemen...
Be quiet or they'll hear us, and then what?
What will Washington need to get back into this game?
"Wiry."
But most of all, he's our friend. This is for you, man.
Don't talk. We'll run the same play. You'll catch the ball.
-You look like shit. -I'm dying, Jimmy.
We have a deal. No interference with my coaching.
Yeah, but what are they gonna do? Fire him?
Final score: Washington 10, Detroit 14.
-Defense, get out there! -Iet's go.
-We got this. We got this. -You want to put the car back?
It's late.
Yes! Good hit, Sumo boy! Now get this off of me!
That's why girls don't play the game, coach.
.
Jeff
What'd you eat, man?
-You want one? -No!
You want to come onboard for a beer?
"That'll do, pig, that'll do."
What the hell was that about?
LOOK! Bundt cake!
Martel.
You won't see that every day.
On three, get ready!
This is to Bobcat Mott
Come on, boys, let's go!
98 Shake.
Ready for some pain?
-I'm retired. -Retired?
I thought you told me he was solid muscle.
Louie
That'll do pig, that'll do
I put on The Commodores. That shit just came on.
Give me an S!
It's straight enough. lf it's got the distance...
-It's yours, Nigel. -...a 32-yard field goal...
LOOK! BUNDT CAKE!
...raise your glasses.
The ball will go flying in the air. Falco will pick it up...
Ancestry's down again
When the replacement players for the Sentinels left the stadium...
Try Scrambling
That's some deep shit.
Five yards.
-Is that how you want to be remembered? -I don't want to be remembered at all.
DC Right, Switch, 25 Blast.
But leadership means nothing if a team doesn't believe in each other.
Halftime score: Washington 3, Detroit 14.
She always does that.
Don’t celebrate If you can’t handle the party afterwards
It's okay.