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Only way Ben Stokes knows
...because there isn't.
First down, Washington.
"And I grew strong"
-Did you see that? -That's a pretty good hit.
...gets 700 pounds off of eating this shit.
Chicks dig scars.
Start the ball! Get the ball off!
-Look at these yummy little monkeys! -Hello!
How are you doing?
Is O'Neil gonna side with a burnout coach or someone who puts fans in the stands?
Having a little snacky-poo before the game?
Come on.
You should get some help to turn this back over.
He ain't our problem no more. We gonna play football.
Green 95!
ME TOO!
All I want to do is score one touchdown before I hang up my pads. That's it.
You want it, you got it, scab!
Yeah, coach?
Shane Falco.
Holy shit!
The worst thing we can give Nick Is Hope
...stays with a man.
My job.
Keep them from scoring for 2 minutes
"Punch 'em, hit 'em Make it last
What's up, SKR?
The same.
That's why girls don't play the game, coach.
We'll stretch them right here.
It's Detroit's ball with only a minute remaining.
How about For the price of free
Blue 42!
...is hope.
-Nice going! -You're killing me!
That's his third of the game.
-He's not nearly as lenient as I am. -On three, fellas.
-We're the guards. -And we protect our quarterback.
Me: Stop Dropping shit
Just for the record...
...not a bunch of bitchy millionaires.
-He's lost weight? -Sumo wrestler.
Why don't we join the others?
Randy, Content officer
I'm wiry.
A lot of angry fans out there feel that the players are being too greedy.
What the...
What?
-Thanks. -No, really.
Winners always want the ball…
-I don't want to ruin... -No, no, wait.
Get the ball!
Field goal!
And wax that motherfucker.
Yeah, I was thinking I'd call AAA later or something.
Get a job, you wankers!
Final score: Washington 17, San Diego 16.
SOD.
Unnecessary roughness, Number 16 and Number 34.
Let's go!
...with 55 seconds left on the clock.
Thanks.
Coach I look like I just jacked off an Elephant!
...a rise in the current salary cap, have been rejected by the owners.
Falco can't do that. You saw what happened yesterday.
-What do you think of the new team? -It's great!
-It does the body good. -You are one crazy son of a bitch.
...who want $8 million instead of $7 million. To hell with them.
I think he's smoking on the field.
Bring back Falco!
Anything else you're afraid of?
Red 21!
-Cold! -Sorry, sorry.
Like spiders on the field?
...that I actually have some girls with dance experience!
Get some sleep, kiddo.
They haven't had a play yet and Falco's down.
-Do I make myself perfectly clear? -Yes, sir.
What do you think?
What the hell?
No, Pussycats.
But what they didn't know...
-Suck it up. -Come on!
Kick-off!
Thanks Commish, you saved my ass
I want total control of my team.
I'm sticking with Falco.
No questions asked.
Shane Falco!
Absolutely. Washington is playing like there's no tomorrow...
-I'll whup a cop's ass! Believe it! -I'm a cop.
That's the great thing about plankton, it pretty much keeps to itself.
Out, out!
Let's go! Come on!
Form a line here! Let's go seven on seven.
I don't know if he has enough leg.
Gorilla Glue: Not just for hair
...he is the best. The guy's got it all.
I’m bloody Welsh!
Piss off!
Yeah.
Blue 25!
You're a sinking ship. Don't drag her down with you.
Brian Murphy would've gone in the first round if he wasn't deaf.
Okay, all right.