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then arrest me.
these guys aren't going anywhere.
mac!
it's ok.
could you send woody to drain my pool?
brand
we don't have to go too far
no! no! come here. no.
have a mental margarita.
[ribbit ribbit]
i think i'm going to enjoy this.
oh, teddy bear,
thanks.
good night, sweetheart.
[love story theme plays]
You want some Slushi
i want to be zero. i want to be zero.
oh, my god! you're so lucky!
earth girls are easy
for everyone transcends here
you know, i think she might be right
that's, uh, that's really good.
valerie, please.
you better have a note from your mother, young lady.
all the way
please pick up.
you're not setting foot in my house again.
pretty rad car, though. where is it made?
everybody
how long has it been
get on board
well, i see split ends are universal.
whoa!
where are they?
time to get on board
we'll do it all.
don't freak out.
shake that cosmic thing
well, uh...
[click]
yeah, yeah, yeah!
oh, god! oh, shit!
[thud]
ok. don't worry.
didn't you go to van nuys high?
i'm sorry. i'm so embarrassed.
sl--vegakld. vel--salksi.
good-bye, candy. i'll miss you.
oh.
but you've caught me at a bad time.
great.
why can't you have it with me!
gee...
get down!
they're from mars or something! could you die?
sprinkle a light bulb with your favorite perfume
hey, dudes.
are they straight?
a new car!
yes, it's me.
that's why she wanted me to drain it.
i'm making pancakes from scratch.
sweetheart, i'm sorry.
yes.
i've decided to do something impulsive.
VLAD Are you there?
wiploc. wiploc.
you're tearing me apart!
blond?
you want sex with joe and mike?
we don't have to go too far
baby gonna shake all night
i'm sorry.
let's get these guys out
get it over with.
i wish you'd called me.
let's see how you look on the makeover machine.
and start a love train
well, it winds
after it dried out, it worked fine.
shake all night
could you back up?
dr. tushman, please.
excuse me.
ridin' on through
[speaking alien language]
no one's going to know they're aliens, ok?
evolved? i'll show you evolved.
candy? oh!
mom, he's got my gun!
everybody
all the men ignore them
at the old emergency room.
Yodel-ayi-twoooo
dance all night
your friends, and that psychotic cat of yours,
me and, uh, the cat bambi.
join hands
it's time to get on board
ted, what happened? you said 11:00.
let's go inside. come on. come on.
you reported a break-in
give me your autograph
try me, doctor.
i just don't feel like talking much.
fun, fun, fun, fun
and this was my audition
a gravel scrub.
doing something terrible to an innocent person.
they're just this far
because you're right for each other.
i don't know what ted wants,
ted, make it stop.