HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Fortunately...
Not that I'm insecure about my manhood or anything...
I don't think I want to tarnish his badge.
With you? Yeah, right.
That's right.
Well, I probably shouldn't tell you the rest.
You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Dear Lord
- I'm wearing his briefs right now. - That's kind of hot.
You're skinny, you're wearing Speedos that your mom promised you'd grow into.
- Sagittarius? - Yep.
If you want a ride in the Porsche, I'll take you around the block.
No! You're driving 15 miles over the speed limit.
So
I know your dad embarrassed you.
Yeah. He's made phone calls, written letters.
- You okay? - Yeah.
Can you do your little thing that you did before?
You must have had terribly fascinating parents.
So, you're bald.
- Virgo? - No.
Wow, nice. Manly, and also kind of a slut.