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- Yeah. - And I'm a great guy. I'm unemployed.
Now Dylan can go back with his mom, and you can stop acting like a jackass.
Until you have a child... Until you have a child...
You need an act. I'll be your assistant and we'll put on a whole big show.
Welcome to the wonderful world of magic. Hope I don't get AIDS.
EACH DRINK WAS LIKE 6 DOLLARS 40
Wow.
You make me physically sick to my stomach.
But, Dylan, my God.
I'm telling Brian he has to rein Dylan in once and for all.
Any more and I would've ended up in hospital, man.
I'm gonna miss that boy.
Brian, this is Dylan.
It's gonna be different from now on.
Said the same thing about that Bill Murray elephant movie...
The sad thing is, I already did, years ago.
I am gonna kick him out faster than NASA kicked out the Cocoa Puffs bird.
And if I've done this right, then this is your card, Stewie.
It's like cutting a huge fart then walking out of the room.
Peter, your dog has given me diabetes.
Brian, I wanna punch you in the dick right now.
Melt it down, make it into bread and feed him that.
Gosh, this is a lovely home, Tracy.
Ah. Oh, my God, Cocoa Puffs. No, that's not me anymore.
I hate you all. I didn't ask to be born.
Tell you what. Go up to my jewelry box, take my gold jewelry.
There's nothing wrong with it. Our kids eat...
Oh, that's Dylan's ring. Hey, bud, everything all right?
...and I could not figure out how to get it off.
Well, not to get technical, sir, but you are the bastard.