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- Jerry- - Look, sister, go get yourself...
No, believe me. That's only used in the circus for elephants.
That’s right.
- ... wash these very well. - Mrs. Seinfeld, choose a glass.
The Masai Bushmen wear these great sandals...
- Give me the money. - We've got the...
But you’re an anti-palestite! Can you blame me?!
Let me see this pamphlet.
How's that gonna happen?
He has no idea who you are.
I care about your comfort.
You’re both going bald. You swallow herring whole.
Ringworm! Ringworm!
-JERRY- Look, sister, go get yourself a Cup Of Coffee, All Right? Beat It
Just a second. I have to go to the bathroom.
Yeah, I know. His phlebitis is acting up.
We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court...
NOT ON MY WATCH
Well, they were humiliated.
The price? Your soul.
...at The Tonight Show on Thursday?
That’s the Isosceles 450. I don’t sell that one.
Find a bachelor pad and put out a sign:
Oh, Elaine.
No one tells the Barkasi's what to do!
Zenyatta Mondatta
Jai alai.
You've got beautiful features, lovely skin.
- Yeah? - You know what they got in Florida?
The High Holy Days in the temple? Rabbi, anti-Semite.
Know what this means? My parents are gonna go back to Florida.
You coming to The Tonight Show?
FACT If I don't have a good shower, I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual.
Well, keep looking.