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- Rivera. - Rivera!
- Let it go, man. - Get away.
...and try to catch the ball. - No problem.
When You see a black guy at night
Show them what we have!
Get a grip, Dad.
Did you see the faces of the other kids?
No.
Are you wearing lipstick?
She's your niece, and she's one of the best players out there.
Put me in, coach! I wanna kick some butt!
Here's Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon!
All right. All right.
First place, did
Hold up! Gentlemen...
Zol-fart, what kind of road kill did your mom feed you last night?
- I think he's gonna be fine. - Oh, okay.
That's right, Spike! Icebox is gonna defrost you!
Hey Kylar, Who am I? Huh?
Just out for a little spin, Danny.
Yeah, the flight gets in at 9:00. Don't worry.
Okay, guys. That was good for a first time. Let's try it again.
Hey, sweetie, if I had a football team, I'd pick you.
They know the play
Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit.
Who?
. .
Football got me like..
- It's a landmark. - Ought to be a landfill.
I'm just gonna get the diagram.
Never try out for anything again.
- Coach, there's still four seconds left. - We can beat these guys.
Do you think I'm pretty?
- What? - What is it?
Football is 80% mental 40% physical
Me every time I get to work... I can't see with this thing on!
Spike’s in hell Spike’s in peewee hell
Hold that line! Hold that line! Hold that line!
What a hit by Becky O'Shea. The ball is loose. Hanon tightly covers it up.
You'll have to put the top up if you want us to wash it.
I want to pump you up
You're perfect, and I stink. That's it. The end.
...I just wanna play football.
- What do you say, men? - Yeah!
Spike is in he'll! Spike is in peewee hell!
...I mean, if you wanna have kids and get a job.
I can't see with this thing on!
- Pinski. - Yes.
- Hi. - Sure you want to do this, Becky?
Donte Moncrief
Excuse me, coach? Hi, Mr. O'Shea. I'm Cheryl Berman.
You rang?
Where is he?
- And my brother chickened out. - Roger chickened out? He's a Marine.
- Ralphy. - Yes.
Two, fifty-six. Two, fifty-six.
The Giants call a time-out with 10 seconds left and the ball on the one-yard line.
...you don't want to be intimidated. So let me see your game faces.
Classic!
Thank you, football god.
Down!
Danny...
I'm the Icebox. I don't get crushes.
He sneezed three times this morning and had me worried.
They... They got the center to the right, and...
- Parkhurst. - Yes.
Yeah.
You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunch box.
- Call me Icebox. - Hey, Icebox.
At night… I massage his hamstrings with evaporated milk. Yeah.
That's where we belong, under the bleachers.
Yes, that's right, flight 45.
Lucky to have been born in this great town.
The Pump
The colossal Kevin O'Shea goes back to pass.
You're a football team. That's like a family, except you get to hit each other.
Stick a fork in em. They’re done baby!
Come on, Dad. Throw it in here.
Is Aunt Karen home?
I gotta tell you something.
- Put us on the injured list. - Yeah.
Of course you are. You're an O'Shea.
Well, you're taller, and you have your driver's license.
Okay. Hanon, I want you to run a bear trap curl...
When the weather is bad and people call in sick. And my response to the boss.
Go!
When you see a folk dead from Sniffing that Ghetto D
He’s bigger than my dad!
You know, I was only trying to make a point that Becky's all they got...
How did I do, coach? I dont know I dont have a sundial
One dollar for the wash, Butz.
WHAT?
- Sell a car. - Okay. Sure.
Well, I think this really sucks.
...for the rest of you...
Even when you have the Icebox on the team It’s a pitch to Johnny