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What about ducks?
But on this I will also not go into detail.
How can he not have the money?
Hope comes in many forms.
Oh, that one. You think he ever comes to see his sister-in-law?
You'd think I was Hannibal Lecter.
Did you call Triborough Towers about the hauling contract?
I'm not talking about work.
He used to take me to Yankee games when I was a kid.
Oh, Jesus, fuck. Now he's gonna cry.
What you tell me here...
You're using mesquite. That makes the macaroni taste peculiar.
A medication comes along after your gambling...
You should get a cork in your mouth because you say I'm nothing...
Where’s the stuff
It's none of my business...
...you can bet he'd show more decency and respect for his mother.
I'm afraid I'm gonna lose my family...
Dad?
Those Goddamn ducks
- Who? - Your therapist.
Get back!
He's an example of what I was talking about before.
My cousin Gregory's girlfriend...
- Where's the stuff? - Yes, yes, yes.
Pussy, you know, with T collapsing at the birthday...
Whoa.
Hey, hey.
How are you feeling now?
So what? No fucking ziti now?
You better sit down with your uncle.
Getting my wine in position to throw in your face!
What else is a water bird?
IT'S NOT A PAMP AND DAMP! IT'S A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY!
...the novels of, I believe, Zora Neale Hurston.
So what? No fucking Shai-Halussy now?
Your uncle's had a hard-on his whole life.
It's good to be in something from the ground floor.
I'm not going.
- She needs a purpose. - She's tougher than you think.
Here. When was your last vacation?
Oh. Oh, my God.
You know, the government's using electronic surveillance...
I came in at the end. The best is over.
- How are the kids? - They're worried about you.
...and flies off with it.
Here, eat your eggplant.
Well, we're gonna find out.
The Kolar brothers. Czechoslovakian immigrants or some shit.
Well, we all got different needs.
..."Way to go, Chris, on the Triborough Towers contract!" would have been nice.
If the wrong person finds out, I get a steel jacket...
Come here.
You said you're thinking clearer and your wife says you seem to be better?
Coach is gone.....yes....gone.
So, what? No fuckin' ziti now?
You're going to hell looking at solar eclipse wearing them
Think I got a brain tumor?
This is unacceptable.
For who?
I'm nothing.
We don't see you. Where you been?