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That’s really cool
First of all, great show today!
A few people have us in, just to laugh at me on this deal, is that you?
We'll be just like the rest of them
Even 20-to-1 return, and it's already slowly going bust.
Nobody knows what's in them!
Thank you Ben!
Turns out i have large thing, called an epididymis
What do we got? -Garibaldi's are BBB!
Grown-ups
Alright, we could, we could go to forty
So...
right after you've been working in financial regulation right?
Well, we don't understand why the ratings-agencies haven't downgraded sub-prime bonds
You are an incredibly...
Now!
So what do you say?
There's a bubble!
I love Selena Gomez!
Holy shit
Did you know.. They're going up?
Will we be upgrading to Magento 2.1.3
No, he actually prefers that you e-mail him. Excuse me!
Famous bull-ish investor
The money came raining down!
Not even Baum or Berry thought to short the Double-A's
Aaah, my eye-doctor is always busy
How I Feel about This New Years
Yo, I'm young yet, i can still do something with my life!
He hit a few billion in mortgage-bond losses
As unemployment goes up 1%...
But the good news is Vinnie, you're not gonna care
The modern ones are different.
Cool
My god Mike!
When it hits 12 and you know you’re out with the boys tonight
People hate to think about bad things happening so they always underestimate their likelihood.
We're not really a part of it, we invest in financial service companies.
Look, I'm a yield guy
You got a big mouth, and you like to run it
Are you fucking kidding me? Those fuckers, those motherfuckers!
TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STUPID AND ILLEGAL AND I WILL HAVE MY WIFE'S BROTHER ARRESTED
All social interf.. actions are awkward for me and for the.... person
wait... for instance
You Have A Very Nice Haircut, You Do It Yourself?
They're independent markets, They're not always correlated!
You guys said you wanted a PG! Now you have a PG!
Michael, that's highly distressing!
10r, 2k i like to make money
Ah, if you need the.. ehm, Files for 2005
Morgan's stock has lost half its value, it's down to 23,10
Coz, I've been paying my rent!
Everyday i think you're gonna talk about it, and you're gonna do!
when...
No I just parlay it with a bunch of othershit that doesn’t hit
The American Securitization Forum is there next week
Are you serious? Fuck!
Huh!
So what if it does seem interesting?
We're gathering information, we're not advertising our short-position!
Everyone's wrong...
Let's see what you got.
I'm gonna call my mom...
Garibaldi-4 Triple-B
Large Cap Small Cap I like to make money
How?
No way! -Look!
Now we get to kick em in the teeth!
Alright, I'll buy that.
So the banks started filling these bonds with riskier and riskier mortgages
Mortgages defaults have gone through the roof!
Fraud and short-sighted thinking have never ever worked
But then they ran out of mortgages to put in them.
That's not what this is, that's just how Mark is.
Corporate doesn't care.
showing eighteen, dealer showing seven That's a really good hand for Selena!
There must be some kind of law against working for a financial institution
I actually feel pretty sick
I'll set you up with a face-to-face
I'm here on my own dime
Yet you quote us a higher price on the bonds
Excuse us!
For Jamie and Charlie, the housing market doomsday prediction was music to their ears!
All fine, hehe!
We've all done very well, look... Why don't you just stick with stocks....
I mean, why shouldn't we back out of this trade right now?
-Mortgage backed securities, sub-prime loans, tranches....
This Uzi is fucking awesome!
So I was right.
And then, in the middle of the call where I had realized he had the wrong front-point.
do all bitches jump ship? yes.
What the hell is going on?
̶F̶A̶S̶H̶I̶O̶N̶ HUMAN RIGHTS
the bonds.... I'd like to .. eh...
I'll bet you fifteen million, she wins!
Good, then get out! Say hi to Lawrence for me! and both do!
There are always markers!
as I was saying, our residential sector -uh huh, and how are the kids?
I guess....
So, sub-prime loans go bad,
His face was so smashed!
Every fucking thing!
So i want great pay-off!
The lowest rated B's getting paid last, taking on defaults first.
-Wha.. wait... -Aren't those mortgages made up of
That's not good.
What you gotta do is get your soil off petrol chemicals,
We can... But are you sure?
50 million.. hmm..
Am i gonna have to leave?
Dr. Burry? -Yah!
Hi Charlie, Yeah I did, Hold on!
Yeah! My whole department is long on this stuff.
See you in the morning! -Yeah.
I’m floating my resume to some big banks
Synthetic ICOs
Even if they have no money?
Yes, we had to take some losses in our sub-prime department last year,
I look him in the face and i say:
Look Ben, the system fucked up in a big, big way here, OK?
I need to unload the AIG and country-wide Freddy Mac positions
garage-band hedge-fund that thinks it's the apocalypse.
I gotta stand for this
Sure i'll Hodl
Yes, yes, There's someone, absolutely!
good time for my voice to go
But there were some who saw it coming.
Please explain that to me! There's no way that makes sense!
Opportunity!
We can't even model them -It's a hundred times bigger than the NBS
I believe... maybe... it's because of... my glass eye.
I just need to know how these could possibly be correlated.
Ah really? -Yeah!
Em.. I have prospectuses on,
Jamie and Charlie found: Markets will sell options very cheaply on things they think will never happen.
That is until Lewis Rainieri came on the scene at Salomon Brothers
Want to do another movie?
Yeah, sure!