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- How did you get them? - How does anybody anything?
I live with my parents. Big house, no yard.
You guys should get involved. It makes you feel good about yourself.
So I divorced him until such a time as Daddy can get some strange.
...without breaking your vows.
Let's roll, hos.
- But you were my last. - All of these?
Would you like to check any specific name?
Daniela, I was tougher on you than all the rest...
- I'm not waiting 10 seconds. - I'm gonna put my hand in the cheese.
Funny story. You like funny stories. This is your type of humor.
Do, do, do, do, do
No, no, no, wait. Yeah, I do. I do. Sorry.
I wanna call my mother and tell her I just met the girl I wanna nail in the bathroom.
Have you slept with her yet?
She's convinced that if I have sex...
Be ready for that dawn.
I took sacred vows on our wedding day, and I don't take vows lightly.
Bruce Willis wants them. That girl who played Tank Girl wants them.
I'm divorcing you.
It's no use. It's not gonna happen tonight.
The scratch marks on my back will forever be a tribute to my love for you.
I'll take care of you, Mom. I'm a wagon wheel.
- You run a bingo parlor? - Yes.
Let's bring on the charm.
I'm just gonna go.
(Arguing with Bobby BearHug again) Dang it! They fighting. Go help them, Hans. Yeah, we're gonna help you. CatNap and his friends, help there pee blood.