HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Joanna got half of everything in the divorce.
So your mother and I are remarried and I think we're stronger for it, aren't we?
They're gonna be okay. They're gonna be okay.
I know this wasn't your plan.
- Where is she? - I left her. We were in bed.
Hey, look at that smile.
What the fuck is going on?
I drive an M3 with tricked-out ground effects.
- Excuse me? - Intercourse.
Look, I made a terrible mistake.
- Francine, wait. - What?
I'm sorry for pushing you into this situation.
Gotta go. We have to check into our suite at the Radisson.
Tickets to Battlestar Galactica On Ice? These have been sold out for months.
Thanks for picking up the tab.
- Can I talk to you for a second? - No.
Okay. God bless you, miss.
I was gazing at her naked body, but all I could think of was you.
I'm sorry, Francine, there's no conceivable way we can get around this.
- Then don't have some. - No, no, no.
I'm not gonna end up a worn-out ho...
She loves the finer things, this one.
...so I decided to book us a romantic getaway.
We left everything behind: Our house, our cars, my little brother.
What the fudge, Stan? You have been avoiding me for a week.