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I don't understand those things.
I oughta throw up in your face.
Listen.
Second chance?
how my dad left us and ruined our lives,
"Just a straight line." Come on!
did you have a nose ring in high school?
My dad was a prisoner of war in Korea,
You have the right to remain silent.
Um...
but he really has changed.
He's headed toward the restaurant!
Also, no one's gonna see it on that little TV.
I wouldn't say I'm very good.
Unique New York.
And also, remember your turtle, Graham Crackers?
aside from humping it up with ladies.
It sure does, and it's so delicious.
Now just blow out your candles.
It's very thorough.
On what grounds?
I saw your weird dad butt,
- Aah. - Aah.
I'm dating my son of a bitch ex-husband.
and I need these field tests to go well.
that will prevent the apocalypse
I think we all clearly saw where Mr. Tran threw the drugs
But it was really nice.
really wants to talk about this, Jake.
- I don't know. - Time.
Please back that tape up.
You do you, Boyle.
We're going to Long Island City and we will bond meaningfully,
Adults don't care about their birthdays.
What?
Bonnie who wears a wig?
Red wine over ice.
Um, right, why would you be?
Do you think Sarge is gonna be mad
What? I...
I'm not gonna mispronounce it.
I wanted to surprise you.
I wished that you would leave.
Can we please have our questions back?
- everything that he's done. - What did he do, Jake?
Sorry. I've been a little busy trying to solve the puzzle
I don't want to hurt your mother.
Look, all right, you know what?
- blue. - I'm not hungry.
It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your...
I'm dating my son of a bitch ex-husband.
And I know he has been a selfish jerk,
Is walking really so hard for you?
Oh, no. Crap!
- Mom, seriously, the fire? - It's fine.
I'd rather get shot.
Bonnie who wears a wig?
and feast your eyes on what I hold in this hand:
Jake, I've dated a lot of men in the last 20 years.
No, you're not.
That's my penis?
fart-dumb, moron parade, smart-ass team!
Okay, we have maps, a pantry, beds, a desk.
You have the right to an attorney.
you really showed me what a selfish jerk I was.
What a waste of time.
What?
- See anything, Sarge? - Not yet.
"Escape the Room" team-building exercise?
he flew in on his day off just to bring me soup.
and that is a direct order.
4K, baby!
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout
I mean, deaf people, they're the real talents.
I know this isn't the best time,
that I spilled "fuh" on the cam?
"She's Fallen For 20 Nigerian Scams?"
I know Morse code!
Yeah, well I am surprised that you know it's my birthday.
Yay. Open the door.
Okay.
I just wanted you to text me Mb dad joke every six months.
you decided to become a cop and protect everyone.
Just like Diane Keaton, or so she always says.
Someone's in here!
And the military...