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Knick knacks!!
I'm getting a call. Please hang on.
...to leave my card and my insurance information?
My, oh, my.
Skipper, how you doing?
Also, not your hobbies, Dave, just simple:
Pretty hard too.
No, I can get out.
No.
...and my...
...but, yes, I was once known as Arnie Shankman.
You know I don't like it when people watch me kiss.
Okay, I'll go first. Truth or dare?
Now we're bumping into cars.
There's 10,000 people behind us. Let's go, crazy man.
You gotta dunk that shit!
Your mom. They took her to the hospital, Buddy.
This is where Gina and I always get into a heated debate.
Move your ass, dipshit!
I arranged for her to be in the bar and for you to pick her up.
...because of the enormous respect I have for Dr. Rydell...
Chuck.
So do you have a take on this Buznik guy?
Kendra...
You're to refrain from violent acts including verbal assault...
Could you bring it down a little bit?
Now, Fury Fighters, let's say hello to someone...
- Dr. B, how's it going? - Very well, thank you.
I'm sorry. I know this is really stressing you out.
Your services are no longer required.
I'm surprised your research didn't tell you that.
Kiss her, David.
I'll be strong.
I love when they do this.
The Anger sharks are swimming in my head!
T.A.S.?
...to help calm you down when you're losing it.
Just laughing. I don't know. I'm not laughing at you.
I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood.
Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin, Buddy.
Hookers, booze, shooting holes in the ceiling, screaming myself to sleep.
- Take a little nap. - I am tired.
So, anyway, Dave, how's anger management going?
Goosfraba! Goosfraba!
I'm here because I was verbally attacked by my neighbor.
Thanks for having me here. He said her name was Rose.
She's not taking a break from the old sausage, huh?
Got it.
Well, That's Okay, Because I'm A Lady. whoops, no I not
I wasn't able to talk to him about that yet, but I will.
- I like him. - Yeah, he's funny.
- You know Stacy and Gina? - Yes, yes, I do.
Did you just call that guy Buddy Rydell?
His name is Frank!
Why do you feel you have to apologize because you're suffering from T.A.S.?
You're the cashier
Let me explain something.
No. We're not. Thank you.
What does she do?
Well, well, well.
This doesn't look like him.
...you give it to the biggest dick in the world?
What's he doing?
You know, when I was on the phone with Buddy, he gave me some advice.
I ate the pâté and I couldn’t stop shitting
One second we're fighting, and the next second we're laughing...
He's just not used to male intimacy.
- You gotta be kidding me. - What's wrong?
By the way....
- I'm a little pissed off right now. - You all right? You're all right.
No buddy casaaaaaaares ... Go back to sleep, and get yourself some more Big D!
- Who was that guy? - I think it's Regis Philbin.
What's the matter?
I don't see any goo.
Oh! Sara saw my pee-pee!
What better vantage point than bunkmates?
Good. Then we can't go.
I might be a little bit indecisive at times.
I did what you told me to do, you sick, demented man.
If I put on a few pounds...
...but Andrew is her best friend friend, if that makes any sense.
I got Casper of my clothes
You always try to simulate live bait.
What!? You think your better then me because you can drive a car ?
No. Self-hypnotic negative imagery.
I'll be right there, sir.
Get this moving. What the hell's your problem?
- And don't shove me again. - It's shower-room humiliation again.
What? Do you mean the kid who bullied me in fifth grade?
...Dave Buznik from elementary school.
Well, you're batting a thousand...
I'm sorry.
- ...who you are. - What the hell do you want me to say?
Not as well as I could've.
Calm Down I’m Calm
We were like Butch and Sundance!
You're not ready
Yeah. It's retarded. I'm retarded.
Fran, your assistant beat the bejesus out of a flight attendant.
Be aware of your presentation...
- Oh, are you an angry boy? - No.
I told you not to go there! I told you not to go there!
And I was like, you know, Don't go there.
Dave....
Because I got a girlfriend.
Good news, I fed my anger monkey a banana this morning...
No. No. No. No.
When a good position actually opens up...
I mean, it's just a silly game, anyways.
Better.
Working on the anger problem?
- All right, girls. - Let it go. Let it go a little bit longer.
Putting up a Marry me, please on the scoreboard...
Now is the first time I've been late. But you're right. I'm sorry.
- What exactly was that all about? - What?
I don't care for the way you've ironed my shirts, Dave. Try it again.
May I interject?
Settle.
YOU ARE A WOMAN BEATER
You hear that frog?
Remember at Brown when we saw Ron Guidry win his 20th?
David, I hope you believe me when I say this:
I'm sorry I was so rude before...
I never thought you'd take it like this.
...is the only way to effect a meaningful and positive change...
- Goosfraba. - Okay.