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- The stewardess just keeps... - Flight attendant.
...at a major pet products company.
...if you want to go watch.
That's a good picture, I think.
Were you laughing with me? Because I'm not laughing.
Would give you the old licky-licky, then fry your banana.
...but they got the angriest waitresses I've seen.
It's a win-win situation. Yeah, feels it.
- Hello? - Dave, it's me, Chuck.
Well, hello.
Nobody cares. Just sit in the seat I'm supposed to sit in.
Linda! Linda, I've loved you since the day I met you!
That's your solution for everything. The guy's homeless, right?
Pana Kamanana...
I wasn't expecting that from a Buddhist.
Maybe I better get up to Boston...
One day, Gina was having sex with this Filipino guy Melo...
The look on your face was priceless.
When you mumble In the bathroom
So I saw your boy Andrew at the urinal.
This kid lost his marbles.
She said it was getting late, we kissed and I headed on home.
Can you guess why she rejected you?
I found it crumpled up behind the sports pages...
I bet there's like 50 Rydells in here.
I was just doing my job. I never doubted you for a minute.
Linda and I have fallen for one another.
Question: Can I get two couches in my office?
Joe
- I've seen enough. - Hold it right there.
Am I out of line, or is this guy pushing me?
I'm so handsome.
Right here?
No matter how old I get, always a culinary delight.
He's angry. It's a sickness, not a crime, Fran.
But he kept on about wanting to see a doctor's note or something.
His name is David. Don't dissemble.
...and get rejected...
You're busy? We're all busy, okay?
Are you such a hot stud that you'll break me in two?!
- Friends? - You suck!
Well, that's okay, because I'm a lady.
- Then I'll sign your papers. - Okay.
That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy...
They told you I was a premature ejaculator?
Excuse me. This seat's available.
Tell us who you are.
If you give me a chance...
I guess you're better than me. That's why you can't cop to your rage.
Come on.
Like, What the hell's that thing?
...you've got a lot more going for you than wiggly nostrils.
Great!
First it was a five-second one...
What did she say?
Who gives a crap, huh?
...they're all friends of Buddy's.
What the heck are you doing here?
Well, I am an executive assistant...
Where's your headset?
Let's not make fun of my God, here.
Goosfraba.
All rise.
...if she was really ugly and had huge balls.
If you won't cooperate...
Well, that unruly passenger was me.
That
Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midair.
...West Side Story.
I'm fine. Just date anybody you'd like.
No explanation for the egg throwing. He's a psycho.
- Get out! Get out! - Stop!
Does size count at all, or is that just some weird thing guys think about?
- Speaking of Linda, she called earlier. - Oh, yeah?
That wasn't so bad, was it?
Where'd you go to college again?
For Pete's sake, this is the monk that twisted your tits!
Isn't that normally a girl's name?
Well, you had a rough night.
Settle down.
Brooklyn.
I'll kill that guy.
I think you're in my seat.
Where the hell's a spot? Where's a spot?
You and I control the game.
Dave just got leveled!
I was wondering if I could buy you a drink. I see that you have a drink...
Got you!
The girls are gonna take their coats off.
Are you Jewish?