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- So I stapled his lips shut. - Here we are.
You're late.
Mr. Buznik...
Maybe I’ll check it out, see what’s up
- Hello. - Hey. Good to see you.
- How would you know? - You think I only tapped your phone?
You must never be ashamed that you sought help for yourself, Dave.
Good to see you got your underwear back on.
Actually, I like to spend most of my time...
That
Shark. Hi Shark.
I like them when they're really big.
Let's take a walk on the wild side.
Remember, for 22 more days, you are mine.
I'm gonna miss you.
All right.
- What? - That's my poem! I wrote that.
Wedgie! Wedgie! Wedgie!
Bullshit! Your job is to steal my girlfriend?!
...when we were kids, you kind of bullied me around a little bit...
.
- How about Fiddle Faddles? - Under my supervision.
Could you give me a second, sir?
- Who's Chuck? - Your anger ally.
You want me to fight a monk? He's not even allowed to hurt a plant.
Well, at a great deal of expense and effort...
Oops, that's a letter I'm writing to Geraldo Rivera.
And we're lovers.
His....
Wait a minute.
It's got to be done.
Linda? Are you out there, honey?
No, he's in the shower right now.
Dissembling is a common tool of the anger junkie.
...on what's left of my Lexus!
Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet, day after day...
Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smoke?
But I don't want to be that angry guy anymore.
Okay, we're even. We're even now.
You can't get that rake from me!
- Okay. - Get in gear.
David Buznik.
You said your apartment caught fire.
- Is it serious? - When is surgery not serious?
Corey’s going crazy.
Know something? I'm sick of you hanging out with Linda.
- You want to? - Sure.
Yankees winning, beer and hot dogs.
...for David Buznik.
Oh, my God, it's Dave.
This is a difficult time for the browns.
And I took a dump on his porch.
Well, I'm sorry, Dave, but I don't lie for my patients.
- What's up, baby? - Why are we here?
...about how they look in certain outfits.
That's too bad, huh?
I'm supposed to date other people so I figured I'd give it a try.
Anger? Isn't this Sexaholics Anonymous?
Your attention, please.
...proclaiming my love for her in front of thousands of strangers.
Allison! Are you out there honey?
Hold it back there! Come on, come on.
I like him. Yeah, Motts funny
She's busy right now, but it's coming.
Alpha-Bits.
Well, apparently Dr. Rydell has a history of unorthodox techniques.
It's just that monks, they talk shit...
Don't worry about him.
Good to see you guys hugging.
- You swear to me this will work? - The ball's already up in the air.
You tell her to put a sock in it because I need to talk to you right now!
Too bad you're leaving town. We could have fun together.
Chill, Rocket. Goosfraba.
Have fun. Lucky son of a bitch.
Unacceptable?
Also, if you are unable to stop masturbating...
Yes!
- It's my first day also. - I hope this class cures me.
She ain't cheating on me by the way. We agreed to take a break.
Sorry about waking you up.
- It's a win-win situation. - Yeah, feels it.
You want that rake?
...has learned the difference between unhealthy anger and righteous anger.
It's not a weakness.
This is where Arnie Shankman lives?
You have to kiss me in front of all these people!
...see what's really going on up there.
Then we'll see who's laughing.
...verbatim:
There's a creative executive position that just opened up, so....
I have seen some shit, man. I kid you not, I have seen some shit.
Oh, boy.
Some mindless nitwit is parked behind me.
I know.
Heard we're partnering up, huh?
I ate bad guacamole and i couldn't stop shitting!
I whizzed on him.
If friends come over, I want them to feel comfortable.
Bring that up on the trip. You gotta stick up for yourself.
Dave and Chuck...
I love orderville
I do. If there are 20 naked guys in there, I'm usually in the top 18.