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- Could I get a headset? - Certainly.
Very strong. Come on.
Explosive is the kind of individual that you see screaming at the cashier...
Maybe I better get up to Boston...
Not Chuck. Give me Bobby Knight, or the porno girls.
...we have managed to locate your grade school b�te noire...
...by saying that her clothes had ghosts in them.
We'll be off to work. Now, by we'll, I assume you mean just me, right?
We mustn't absorb and repress.
Miss? Excuse me, miss?
So why don't you back up an inch or two.
Just so you know, she really is having surgery.
Your Honor, we're not even sure how blind this man really is.
I could be. But, no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican.
Confront him or you're going to prison!
That will make me look nuts, Buddy, bringing a shrink to work...
I'm so hungry I could eat you, Dave.
David! David! No, David!
A five-hour trip to find out Mommy had a jelly bean...
Smoldering beneath the rituals Of hope for familiarity
...so I really only needed one of you guys.
- David Buznik. - I just landed in St. Louis.
Grenada, man…
Why?
- Come on, Dave. Join us. - Okay.
No more pepperoni rolls
Check you gotta get home quick before a black wolf swallows my brain!!
Let me ask you something.
The Talmud says: Wherever you look...
You pulled my gym shorts down in front of Sara Plowman.
Let this man finish what he came here to say.
Who was that? Linda?
Is it cheating if you're passed around the cell block like a peace pipe?
...and finally shoots everyone in the store.
Your behavior is unacceptable.
Move your ass, dipshit!
… to work on TeleStaff…
Good job, Chuck. That was really good.
Let the man back in.
Maybe I better get up to BeLLas.. See what’s really going on up there
Yummy. Yummy.
I guess beating up stewardesses can get old after a while.
Are you kidding me?
...who looks as though he could satisfy a blue whale?
Yeah.
Ma'am?
What is your position on breast implants?
Maybe we better get up to Vegas.. See what’s really going on up there
...Arnie Shankman.
...but it's difficult for me to express myself...
I
Take off your clothes.
...in a straitjacket.
What? You're not fat.
Yes Nice
Goosfraba.
Welcome back, Mr. Buznik.
You're jealous...
Dirty thirty!
Friends?
I mean, I accidentally did that.
I never expected it to go that way.
Dave said, How does a guy who weighs over 600 pounds...
Oh, yeah. For insurance purposes.
There's a rage control technique I'd like to go over with you right now.
Now the situation is contained.
I believe that radical, round-the-clock therapy...
I feel like dancing. Dancing.
I shouldn't really talk right now.
And I believe in us, Linda.
Goosfraba.
The flight attendant keeps ignoring me when...
Confidence is the key to winning a young lady's attention.
Maybe it's the way his pants fit him.
...but I'll let you think about it while you spend one year in a state prison.
What office?
...of exploding in my pants.
Whatever. Someone else will marry my woman if you don't let me go.
After I got kicked out of the Army, I went through a real bad time:
Wasn't that sick? She looked like Olivia Newton-John...
If I had lost my temper...
Vietnam, huh?
...when I am on the verge...
- Holy shit! - I said over easy!!
She tried to chocolate me to death.
I'm wetting my Jockeys here.
Thank you.
He's yours.
...at how much fun we can have.
I've got a stress-reduction technique to show you.
The magic of Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim's...
Jeez, without Slippy-Flippies or angry masturbating? How is that possible?
Well, we've all been there.
You really threw me some curves back there, kid.
I went out with this guy, and he wouldn't sleep with me.
...that I look like a porker.