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I met with Buddy after reading his book...
It looked like it belonged on a baby and it had a funny color.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
You're superior. He's superior.
I think I'm going to recommend to the court that we double your time.
Witty went out the window with the pants explosion thing, thanks.
Miracles of modern science. I am stimulating my hair follicles...
Now wait a minute.
Easy, boy!
Go Yankees!
First, the good news.
I'll see you soon.
Raheem will make a breathtaking Tevye, I'm sure.
He's got a dozen lawsuits pending.
I couldn't take it anymore...
B’s Al-Tima ( clap clap.. clap clap clap)
- Help me. - Okay. Come on. Come on.
Burn in hell!
- What else could I do? - What else could you do?
He's not here. Why don't you go look for him?
YES WEDGIE
Shankman!
My friend took off on me.
No. That's my girlfriend.
We do desire a confrontation with him, do we not?
Linda.
No. I don't want to sing a song. I want to go to.... I've gotta go.
Oh my god it’s Corey
...you can't expect me to cover for you.
We could've been too.
- Come on. - Where's your German accent?
I was way too smashed to drive.
- Why? - I heard her on her cell phone...
Songs of madness and obsession.
I Feel Pretty.
I could be, but no...Ihalf irish, half italian, half mexican
This is a difficult time for our country.
Hey, Dave. I like your Dukes of Hazzard T-shirt.
- I didn't say that, but I should have. - You are so funny.
...depicting quote-unquote angry sex.
Here we go.
I'm guessing that's when you decided to shack up with your aunt.
...I was promised advancement opportunities.
Oh, my God. It's Stacy and Gina.
My clothes hide it, but I'm getting gooey right here.
That was a crazy flight.
Do you need some discipline?
Answer me, Buznik! Did you get it on with my sister?
Then he'd pull out his winkie and tell her...
We're going to sing a song.
Goosfraba.
Is this Slow And Stupid Waitress Day?
Let's go give those guys some tsuris.
Fatty!
I could be, but no...half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican
Goos blah blah.
Bite me.
Well, I suppose you're right.
Don't be naive, Dave.
Hey Corey your pill jar is empty...
Get the fuck out of here.
You can do it, David!
I need to see Dr. B. I'm in crisis.
Damn, man, reminds me of these chicks back in the war.
I just haven't been sleeping a lot lately so I was trying to catch some....
No more breakfast sausage
Shut your pie-hole! We're working here!
We were just doing a joke. That's my friend.
- It'll be good for you. - Take off my clothes?
What's that, Auntie Em? It's a twister!
Dave's a dirty boy.
By the way his name is not “fat shit cat” It’s “meatball”
Said the liar to the beached whale!
I never saw it.
Whoa! Watch it, man!
...because we're best friends. So, what do you say, Dave?
- Who's that? - I don't know. Let me get rid of them.
...you whipping eggs at people. I don't know.
...would I have had the presence of mind...
Your insurance was canceled!
...trying to rekindle those hotsie-totsie nights up at Brown U.
And I said, Look, I'm seriously serious. You don't want to go there.
Goosfraba.
You hear that frog?
She told you he was a premature ejaculator
Whatever, Mr. Insane-Vein-Popping- A-Little-Too-Far-Out-Of-His-Head-...
Goosefraba
He's friends with my dad. We're members of the same country club.
You told Linda we should have a trial separation?
Butt out! Tough guy's going to learn a lesson.
- You really molested a crazy girl? - No. Got you.
Burn in hell!
You may not use rage-enhancing substances...
Later, Andrew.
No, I just....
I'm not a racist. I just want to watch the movie.
"...Arnie Shankman."
...Andrew's been burning up the wires night and day...
Dave thinks they could beat Seattle's win record.
I can't believe that I fell for that one.