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Andrew.
Would you apologize if you were a diabetic? Of course not.
You've been doing his job for years. You should be his...
...but I could get you another when you're through with that one.
I don't know about all that, but now I understand why you're here.
Separating from Linda is a crucial part of our strategy.
Because that is what's on the docket for you if you don't go and ask her out.
We will proceed when you are centered.
You're telling me the past two weeks of my life was just therapy?
Don't sulk, Dave. Eat. Sit down.
what's wrong with the carpenters? Close to you? Goodbye to love?
You hear that frog?
Who?
Explosions everywhere.
Remember, Lou, temper's the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it.
Have fun looking like Colonel Klink.
I can't believe you actually started to fall for that crazy man.
I'm more comfortable there.
And breaking that promise, to me, is unacceptable.
Thank God you're okay.
Let me hear the potentially upsetting news.
...do you all of a sudden have a girlfriend?
Of course I did. That's what made it so funny.
After dinner, she insisted we go home. So we hop on the bus...
Sorry, it's just hard. I'll never meet anyone as good as you.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that sounds great.
Thank you for allowing me to come on this trip...
GOOSFRABA! GOOSFRABA!
...and a trial separation is exactly what we need.
Anger management?
No, I'm a pulling-my-penis-out- in-front-of-you-a-phobe.
I'm sure he'd love to listen to what you guys have to say.
...when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants.
I went from happy to angry, skipped sad. Now I feel like kicking his ass.
Oh, my God, it was disgusting.
You were about to say something else before you said, I'm sorry.
Good job shark! That was really good!?
I told you I'd get you back for that.
I don't want you to tell us what you do. I want you to tell us who you are.
I SAID “send me pics”!!!!!!
Sit down, Dave.
Really?
No. That's not what I was saying.
...wheat toast, dry, and please...
Good job, Nate.
I don't know. I.... It's something I wanted to say to you...
Which means that at no time can you come within 500 feet of him...
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Oh! Caitie Saw My Pee-Pee!
- A joke? - Yeah.
- Good to see you again. - Good to see you too.
I'm a pretty good guy.
I won't let you do this to us!
Yeah, yeah. Because of that unruly passenger in coach.
Hey, Dave.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, man!
My approach dictates intense observation.
- I started it. - It's all right.
Flight attendant, Your Honor.
I gotta go. Bye.
I keep talking about myself, acting arrogant and obnoxious.
Oh, God. There he is.
I'm sorry. I be right with you.
The Yanks are great this season.
I am calm!
Thank you, Mayor Giuliani. You're the man, by the way.
I don't mean 'you people' like, everyone here in this group. I meant you and the administrator. That's the point.
I've never seen you so excited.
His name is Frank!
I
Come on. Come on.
And she moaned like a wildebeest.
What are you doing in the ladies' room?
Well....
What? Oh. Okay, I'll hold that.
Would you forgive me if I told you I called Linda last night...
Porker!
Jibber jabber. Jibber jabbering. Mumbo jumbo.
- I'm Kendra. - I'm Dave.
Your Honor, we're not even sure how blind this man really is.
Yeah, you like those foot-long hot dogs, don't you?
You could have a blast with the goosfraba thing down there.
- Do not raise your voice to me, sir. - I wasn't raising my voice.
And I'd like you to meet my date.
What's this? Your fat-shit cat's been sitting there all day.
Anyways, what I wanted to say to you was...
- Maybe Dave's not ready yet, Chuck. - You're not ready. Hear what he said?
Oh, my God! I thought you were going to shoot somebody!
Son of a bitch.
- May I approach, Your Honor? - By all means, Dr. Rydell.
I think we're getting a picture, Dave.
...because I only have one bed and no couch.
Look at this actress here.
...tell me you've got ketchup.
That's 25 dollars, pal.
Give me the tape recorder.
So, Dave...
...I look up and I see Gina kissing Melo on the mouth...
...and he's eating your crab cakes right now.
And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of anti-Semitic remark.
...Slippy-Flippies, Jelly Stingers, Trick Sticks...
Nobody wants to settle down with a 35-year-old secretary.
Think you can do better?
I'm not procrastinating.
Sesame 50Joevs Qzxvio,
So I've been thinking about it, Linda...
You're the biggest backstabbing piece of crap I ever met.