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Ask and ye shall receive, sucka
- Like what? - Let's go toe-to-toe on the Bible, bitch.
- It's... Yes, it's ruined. - No. It's not.
Wow, I... I think it's just 'cause you look so handsome in...
We gotta go to plan "B." I know another guy who could help us.
- Looks like your followers are leaving you. - No!
Oh, these people are gonna be eating out of my divine hands.
- Find some coffee. We don't have a ton of time. - Yeah.
- We could change the world. - Okay, okay. All right.
There were a lot of things, and I meant all of them. I did.
- My life is r... My life is ruined. - No.
I thought I would get in the spirit of the religious aspect of what we got going.
Right foot, left foot. There we go.
- Yeah. Yeah. - Hey, remember how you would pass out at parties...
Come on. Walk around a burning bush"?
But if you wanted to grab a drink sometime...
Mr. Reynolds, I'd like to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage.
This crazy, drunk priest...
- Speaketh. - In private.
And I was doing some crunches, you know, working on my abs.