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We are going to re-measure!
Honestly, I wouldn't really care.
- And Jews! - Yeah, Jews!
Are you homos?
Let's cap and leave 'em in the back of the buildin', mah.
'cause them bitches be trippin all the time!
Power to the people! Melt that professor's head with that fucking ray gun!
Butters, I don't have time for this.
We all want to welcome our new member, Randy.
Good!
Well, everyone's already seen it.
No, and fuck Kyle!
When we are talking about penis size,
Okay, great.
- Argh! - Shh!
* Back and we're back and we're back *
Are you seriously saying
He just cut in front of you in line at the bank.
Well, first of all,
7 centimeters.
was implemented long ago
divided by angle of the tip squared.
You made everyone else get measured with witnesses.
of human sexuality and behavior.
is now officially moved
What if I were to tell you that I think you're fat?
How about the little girl in the brown coat.
we're going to give in to their demands?
UHH! UNH!
I just seen all this shit frontin', mah.
Hello, students, my name is Dr. Marsh,
is considered above average.
You're not gonna believe what they did this time, you guys.
There's no- No, Carol, put down the gun!
but I still have a bigger penis than you!
Surgeon General,
What are your demands?
Huh? You like that, shitty titty jelly belly?
ain't no fucking good, mah.
carry the 1, and we can see that
My dick isn't 1.2 inches either.
by the angle, or the- what do we call it again?
Oh, God damn it!
Thank you for coming, parents.
I'm hung like a horse!
I continue to summon your attention, do you appreciate that? Fecal matter, breast, jelly digestive system?
and they allowed me to speak with them moments ago.
This is exactly the kind of thing
who wasn't even born in America!