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What, Kyle?
when it comes to a man and a woman making love
they are at least gonna get the numbers right.
or always finding new reasons to be angry,
put a cap in your ass, bitch, mah!
I'M NOT FAT IM BIG BONED
You get angry about something, you don't think,
Oh, no!
with Wayne D, who gets angriest at his mom?
Let's look at it on the graph here.
the Terminator secretly had a kid ten years ago,
Could you read the first example for the class?
some very wrong ideas in the past couple of days,
Your theory is fine, Doctor,
and for this poster to be put up at all?
on your study sheet.
Stupid ass blind liberals!
Because you have an anger problem, Eric.
right in the Federal Express!
And, um-
Do we got that?
It could be a lot of things.
Randy has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length."
- Says it's an emergency. - Excuse me.
What?
That really happened.
I think you're a fat little boy.
Bitch be callin', be tappin' that shit, mah.
There he is!
What?
Use a tape measure and measure my penis yourselves?
Craig Tucker, 2.4 inches.
I believe, that you are overly overweight for your current point in growth.
to control your anger and become a better person.
No, dude, that's not Skeletor.
Okay, what we're going to do now
What does matter is...
but his adjusted length is 6.3.
to assure that each and every American
* The happy train's on track *
and our president is a socialist
Uh, why don't we do some role-playing now
Yeah, we want our moms to stop trippin, man,
Get that fatty some mud flaps for his ass!
Or else we're gonna bring the Federal Express
I don't understand it.
- All right. - Nice one, Clyde.