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That might be an older sister that we've never met.
Or you!@%$#% before you!@%$ me.
Well, you're still gonna have to pay Frank.
Oh, please. Pity the fool who gives me a bunch of jibber-jabber about romance.
Our computers don't even work on the Internet.
The real problem is she keeps saying that God is gonna show me a sign.
- He'd fallen for his day nurse. - Buster, you're so dear.
A committed relationship that actually means something.
Let's not panic because I-I know someone who can find her.
That time I was gonna say sandwiches.
Yes, Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
What? Yes? Hi, Nellie.
I thought maybe tonight we could pop in an!@%$#%@! in the old DVD player...
- What the hell is this? - My name is Representative John Van Heusen.
- I make 300 grand a year. - Marry me!
I'm 30.
In fact, it was Buster himself.
Not a Nick or a Nellie?
- You're gonna be filling three openings. - Oh!
And this young man is enjoying life.
Pop, you're not doin' another one of those Black Fridays? Your mass firings?
- Well, I'm off to the gym to prepare for our tryst. - Tryst?
- Tricks. - Wait a minute.
Also, it was the only way to get myself the 10 grand that you owed me.
Even if we're not related, I think I would like for you to work here.
I have an older sister?
Don't call this girl-Michael. Stay away from the gym.
So Michael arrived at the bar...
Well, I hate to spoil your fun, Dad...