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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
AND I THINK SHE'S IN A FAMILY WAY.
THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.
MORE SPAGHETTI-OS?
BE CAREFUL, HANK.
THE PRACTICAL JOKES, NOT SO MUCH.
IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
NO.
JUST DO NOT EXPECT ME TO BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.
( chuckling )
THIS HAT'S MY LICENSE.
( car engine starting )
I'LL TELL YOU, BOBBY
BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I WAS RAISED--
SIR, THIS IS ABOUT MY LADY BIRD.
I'LL BREED HER ONE OF THESE DAYS.
TO THESE OTHER GUYS?
I KNOW THAT.
WHY DO YOU KEEP GIVING ALL THE CASES
HOW DO I SAY THIS WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR HEARTS?
BUT YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
THOSE ATTACK DOGS WILL ATTACK YOU TO SHREDS.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I PUT THOSE ON HER.
"AT 27 WHISTLER TERRACE
G'IH! G'IH!
TOLD YOU, HANK; LONDON AND FRANCE.
YEARS OF CHRONIC TENSION HAVE ONLY MADE IT WORSE.
MOM AND DAD BROUGHT HER HOME FOR ME
( clears throat )
YEAH, I REMEMBER.
DANG IF HE DIDN'T KEEP GOING
ASK YOUR QUESTION.
ANOTHER MILE OR TWO.
YOU WERE AN UNTRAINED, UNTESTED NO-HAT.
CHILDLESS AND LONELY