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Yes? Please, go on.
they made Sinatra look like a hobo.
There's a network talent scout over there.
I'm very aroused.
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention?
and they're still doing it today.
That's a given.
Let ‘Em Work It Out! It’s Between The Two Of Them!
The sewers run red with Gypsy’s blood
She's better than me!
Well that's just great. You hear that Ed? Bears.
Today we spell redemption J O E
Even the guy who can’t think is better
I'm telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron's head.
Sam-d' Watch
Whammy!
I report the news. That's what I do.
Waiting on Caleb Williams Decision
Ron Burgundy… and the Channel 4 News Team.
Do-nat-ing?
I am shocked.. and, and hurt
What?
Hi-ohhh!
I love lunch! I love lunch
hey bryan, where'd you get those players, the toilet store?
Bourbon team Assemble!!!
Rangers lead the way
That squirrel can water-ski
Our children will form a family band
and trombones and flowers
- As for the news team: - Stop it! Ron!
I'm ole boy?
I can't believe you did this to me! Are you happy?
lol... stop It!
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Crotch made a very funny joke today!”
I could be wrong but I believe that’s someone’s dick from Game of Thrones
.
Julia had a very funny joke today
I believe you
# Lay your weary head to rest #
Well, guess what. Now this is happenin'.
Well, well, well,
They named it San Diago,
Scott had a very funny joke today
Oh! Aaah!
Shall I pick you up
Well, well, well…
No, that's-- that's what it means.
You’re moms a hoe
Seriously...I get this a lot
After the FotoMat was destroyed,
I'm Ron Burgundy?
TRIVIA!!
Leave the mothers out of this, all right?
How about that?! That Gronk can talk football!
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
- Whammy. - Hmm.
Well, well, well,
I even wrote in my diary “Veronica had a very funny joke today”
It's like a used diaper filled with Indian food
- What? - No. No!
What in the hell's diversity?
"Derek Carr IS A SAINT!"
Shut up.
Up to you.
DONT EVER SPEAK ILL OF MY GIRLS! EVER!!!
Well that's just great.
Brick Tamland is married with 1 1 children
I guess ill have to take you at your word number 5
in the side with a pair of steel-toed boots.
DOROTHY HUMPROF IS A SAINT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
It’s actually an optical illusion
Well done, sir.
Do you really CRAVE SODA, or are you just severely dehydrated?
STOOPS WATCH DAY 11: THE MOOD IS TENSE
Here we go again.
R-O-N.
I guess I have to take you at your word. Number two.
in other words, sean williams was the balls!
- Yeah! - This is a surprise, I'll tell you.
Damn that dude cleans up good
Cognitive Restructuring
I'm beloved by everyone in San Diego.
Falcons! No you’re putting the whole office in jeopardy!
I will have you know that I have more talent
All right, stop!
before we're doing the no-pants dance.
Security team assemblllleee
if I were to give you some money from out of my wallet would that help ease the pain?
there was a time
I have...
You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Alec killed a guy
You're not Jimmy.
You were my hero, Waldo.
NetApp?? Those dirt bags have been in 3rd place for 5 years.
3 DAYS FOR THE KCDC CFP!!!
I hate you, Kevin Stitt, I hate you!
Oh, do me on it!
Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have l.
The sewers run red With Burgundy’s blood
And we will tour the countryside,
Brian Fantana.
Sixty percent of the time It works every time
You sound like a gay.
and see if she likes the goods.
What is that smell?
60% of the time, it works every time.
PUBLIC TV KICKS ASS
POSSUM WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE
what would happen if julia gillard was a duracell? oh god i wouldn't want her to charge 7V's.
YOU HAVE BROKEN MY HEART, MR. BURGUNDY.
Look! They're following their mother!
Weed. I smoked weed at lunch. That's Why I'm Doing This...
Watch out for those Hurricane force winds... They'll getcha!
When you tee it low hitting driver into the wind
60% of the time, it works every time.
seems that our youngest chris was on something called "ACID" and firing a bow & Arrow into a Crowd You know how kids are...
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's a very old ancient wrinkly grandma i flushed down the toilet today because the pipes were hungry and needed a lax! oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll be very happy.
What--
They're just talking. Just talking.
Well, well, well,
Do you know who I am?
I straight up hate you But boy do I respect you
I could do that.
and his news team: Go time.
That's some cold ish, but..
# Carry on, my wayward son #
ALAN SUGAR IS A SAINT! You understand me?
- Brian Fantana. - Champ Kind.
Get Corningstone over there right away!
Because the only way to win is to be the best.
Oh, Pete's Playing. It's the Draft game, we do it every year
Hey how's the Bow hunt going?
Kyle Dufas is a saint, you understand me?!
Baby Watch And the mood is tense
Morning, everyone.
Champ here. I'm all about havin' fun.
hundreds of years ago.
Damnit! Who changed the default font to Georgia on the shoot log?
hey everyone! come and see how good strategic sourcing looks!
Today we spell redemption L-O-F-T-O-N
and more intelligence in my little finger
What can I say? I like the way you're put together.
Hell, I need you.
you see ms.cash i get more 55% shares out of the clutter tax from the promised target of 786% by 2088 then you do you can't say i haven't made change from it! no and well you can't have a political sliding from the opposition ms.gillard saying "55% by 2024!" the budget dosen't clutter $5 shares from it just like that!
Oh, I didn't do anything! (yelling overlapping)
- Let 'em work it out! - It's between the two of them!
Okay...
You know how to cut to the core of me, Fulham
That's stupid.
Oh, God!
Hey, lady in the hat. Yeah.
I guess I’ll have to take you at your word Number two
yes berkyl bompasoxertwsterroitwetterette? what do you want? i want to do some ravvaking in ravardee.
Roy Williams is a Saint!
Well , agree to diasgree
It's the greatest city in the history of mankind.
Whoa, Ron, I don't want to sound cruel, but--
Really?
Go fuck yourself rob
Well done Mr Burgundy
Randall, are you paying attention? - Nope.
I've been waiting to say this to you for a long time.
Sheldon Murphy Type “O” Check Pilot
and whammy!"
And today's top story, in Ron Burgundy's world,
# Can you dig it? Can you dig it? #
I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE!
It's all right, everyone! We can do the news.
Go fuck yourself, baseball writers.
Darling, I did the news, and I nailed it. I nailed it.
Audrey!
This burrito is delicious, but it is filling.
Saltus!? Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.
but was later fired after being accused
No-- yes, he did.
Ed Harken.
- Oh, yeah. - Brown baggin' it.
wearing ski masks made off with over $20,000 from an area bank
I know that one day, Veronica and I are gonna get married
Ha ha! Ha ha ha ho!
I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass!
What's this?
Brendan Fraser is a saint!!! You understand me?!
Are you high or something? Did you see what happened?
No!
You have man boobs.
HE'S GONNA PUT CORNINGSTONE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Discovered by the Germans in 1904.
Saint Diego
Go fuck yourself!
What the hell, bro'?
Anyhoo, what can I do you for?
That's what he did!
as the host of the hit reality TV show
yes faye george faye benjamin oops! (takes brandy with lemon sharbet) ok i'll get it right this time to get names right. ok shelley asher ashley violet andrew sargent andrew--- oops! i've gotta stop calling people the wrong name! (faye laughing) ok brandon mike gayle mitch richard troy--oops! still not cured of wrongnameaphocoragia.
Damn it! Get me a phone.
It's boring But it's part of my life
When i get yrlled at on yogg becausr im not going into my assigned portal.
- Oh, uh-oh. Whoa! - Here she comes.
I'd also like to share with you that I have a lambo
- Okay, we're off and running. - Three armed men
Sgt Hendrick Will post anything put in the DET box
The network is picking up the feed.
60% of the time, it works every time.
They're gonna put Kavanaugh through!
Yoo-hoo!
Lightfoot was a bad choice
will bro-love
Harper Watch. The Mood is Tense
The sewers run red with Caleb’s blood
Yeah.
60% of the time, it works every time.
- Uh, Mr. Burgundy? - 1,003.
MMM.. that is good fondue
N E THING
Hey, Aqualung!
Oh, what's that smell?
Well, you certainly know how to compliment a woman.
Oh, Ron.
I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.
Apparently he thought he had extra lives
Have some pizza, maybe some sex
Assemble!!!
No. The other thing.
What’s this?
Musk was a bad choice.