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I told you that I wanted to be an anchor.
39% of the time it works... every time
Ron Burgundy.
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes when i'm a multicoloured rainbow pony jojo siwa candy balloons mood!
Well, that might take some time.
So what other passions do you have, Mr. Burgundy?
Tasteful discretion is the name of the game.
Happy Birthday Ollie Stay Classy!
Mease Salazar GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGJOE
You’re not Tom Jackson
Go fuck yourself Nick Harvalis
That will do it for us at 6:00.
-Oh!
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Kevin made a very funny joke today!”
Please, Brett Kavanaugh Say something
He will read anything that is put on the teleprompter
Dear John McCain, I often disagree with you, yet
Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?
Oh, it's so deep.
# Some man's gone, he's trying to run my life #
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
0 - 100 real quick
All right. There it is. What do you love?
Iead anchor Frank Vitchard.
PANDA WATCH
Hitting that sad man with his own helmet was terrible...
Put down the gun and let the marching band go.
We're Dell We wear pants 3x a week
YOU CAN make use of digital methods for secure and anamized data gathering while also involving focus groups and key informant interviews for in-depth qualitative data gathering afterwards maybe we can go to lunch
HEY EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP. LADY GAGA IS ON
Where's the suit store? We've been walking for 45 minutes.
I LOVE RUM. RUMMY. RUM. RUM.
I hate you, Ryan Walters, I hate you!
Well, well, well,
Hello.
I'VE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT AND IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN
I'm a mess without you
Yes, siree.
PEOPLE CALL ME THE BRY MAN
Jan, kom terug naar hier!
I love poetry
Dammit Who gave the ARMs permission to make memes
What is that Smells like a turd covered in burnt Hair
Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
if we continue seeing each other,
When a client decided to go DIY and the kitchen looks like a scene from a disaster movie.
DEY GOHBIBDIIIIHS!
the most famous panda in the world,
FOR THE LAST TIME ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT PROMPTER THAT DUMBASS WILL READ
Mx9 I thought it was a joke. I even wrote it down in my diary
Hey, Ron!
I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Stephanie made a very funny joke today!
then don't forget Channel 2 News with me,
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
with a jump of seven feet, 10 inches.
There was a bowling alley and a man on fire. I killed a guy with a rock.
You're okay?
Baby watch. The mood is tense.
All right, everyone relax. She's not gonna take anyone's airtime.
yes beryl moonsoonspillyourgutsfortheotherkidsrocketkeroskerosenetyreteethbladerette? what do you want? i want to do some a paul pulling trans in arnhem land.
You might want to bring a coat
lol... stop It!
as a peer and as my gentleman lover?
What if, just for tonight, we weren't coworkers? We were co-people?
By the beard of Zeus!
to take on more challenging stories.
Well that’s just great
She's really great.
60% of the time, it works every time
- Super-duper, gang! - Yeah! Yeah!
That's a given
I'm sorry, it's the--
I'm gonna straight up
Jacked Taliban? Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy
It was very hard for Veronica.
C-a-m
Switch me on it!
Why you take it easy today Phil
who's filling in for anusha pillay? josh williams.
BROWN WATCH! The mood is tense
Would everyone love to hear Ron Burgundy play "yazz" flute?
Hey, Daredevil in a hat. Yeah.
sixty percent of the time it works every time
Oh, I hate cats.
Just want you to know if Ron does not show up, I am ready to go on.
These grapes are good, but they are sour.
You continue to surprise me, Mr. Burgundy.
Get out here! Panda jerk!
Begin!
One slip, and it’s over, (whammy)
I'm getting some great stuff, Miss Corningstone.
I’ve been watching this before every epic Euro trip for the last 10 years
You know I don’t be speak Mexican
BEGIN!
House vote. The mood is tense.
Yes I’m going to have three finger of Glenlivet
Jeez.
shovel me on it!
That squirrel can water-ski.
BW was a bad choice
and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis.
He will literally rip your face off.
Well, well, well…
And a glass of Scotch.
Pearl Jam are a bunch of Saints!!
The waffle shirt is live
Stay Classy Houston, TX
Hurry Hurry
Go over there and see if you can get a shot. I'll go this way.
- Oh, we're going there! - Oh!
I swore that I would never get involved with a coworker.
# When everything's a little clearer in the light of day #
of sexual harassment by Terry Bradshaw.
No, Brick.
Do you know who I am?
Are you ready for our rendezvous?
when people believed everything they heard on TV.
Get down here as quickly as you can.
Hello.
Lay low for a while
Guess he should've ordered the decalf...
- No, I did it. - You bitch!
Jackie pooping in Panera *Everyone walking into the bathroom - "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!"
I don't know how to put this, but... my wife is kind of a big deal
No!
Mike Harris is a saint! And a financial genius
What's this?
# La la la la la. #
# Gonna grab some afternoon delight #
Oh! Can't think of anything to say, can you?
Even the guy who can't think says something!
- I dabble. - Oh.
I was just speaking In generalities
I'd punch you right in the mouth.
It’s boring, but it’s my life
Mmm, that is good fondue!
It’s the structural HVAC. They miss it every year
1% of the time it works every time
Biden will read!
- High-pressure system-- - Go stand over there.
My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!
Here's the thing,
I read somewhere that their periods attract bears.
I--
I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale.
We've Been Here Literally The Entire Time You Have
Unit 25
For the last time, anything you put on that teleprompter Biden will read
Hello, neighbor.
Oh, Baxter!
_
Help.
i even wrote it down in my diary aa had a very funny joke today
Today we spell redemption... J O N.
That’s a givens
OK towel ready washing machine empty lizz
THEY’LL GET YA
I've nicknamed my penis It's called "the octagon"
You bitch!
A whale's vagina
The team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at 9:00 instead of 8:00.
I'll be honest. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore.
No, I was talking to you. No, not her.
What
that was used during the Civil War era.
Ow!
My sweet Brock
Hey, Ron,
PASTA WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE
Now let's do this!
See this muscle, it is from ICMP
Low ereddd?
You sound like a gay
happy birthday Ron!
Well...
I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking.
you've been spending a lot of time with this lady.
Just watch out for the guns. They'll get you.
Damn it who put that on the teleprompter
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes gotta wet my sex bedsheets.
And when I say anything,
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can’t understand you.
I don't know a Ned!I
I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Brendan Fraser is a saint! You understand me?!
You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please.
Damn it! Who types a “pause” on the teleprompter?
Even the guy who can’t think says something
and the Channel 4 News Team.
God does not want her to live
You do not take a tone with me,
We're here today to celebrate the birth of a panda.
I used to have familiar relations with.
It’s science
The sewers run red With bulls blood
That's baby-makin' music, that's what that is.
It's not a date.
"lntercourse lsland" on the Fox Network.
My Wife and i had sex!!
Go fuck yourself, Pete.
and we waited as long as we could, but--
DOROTHY BLOODSAW WAS A SAINT!
Look! The most glorious rainbow ever!
That squirrel can water-ski
I’m outnumbered
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Trump will read.
Hmm. Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Leave hunt out of this, all right?
Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux c'est que tu mérites mieux
I'm lead anchor Veronica Corningstone.
♫ Boo! Afternoon delight... ♫
I'm offended.
I'm Veronica Corningstone.
So much to think about.
you got it
Oh, there it is.
You could use my office And afterwards we could go to lunch
what became of leanne may vandergarden? she pushed herself into anime and got electroucuted in bangalore.
Stay pithed, San Diego
Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off.
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Joe will read.
Hey Ray where did you get that mouse?
Ron Burgundy
Iike a flaming golden hawk:
Maybe you should stop talking for a while. Maybe take the next couple of plays off.
I just made out with Georgia Blatch And I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain.
Poop Mouth!
It's kind of like...
Don’t act like you’re not impressed
For the last time, anything you put in the intercrediotr WSFS will sign it
Ed!
Sixty percent of the time... it works everytime
Ladies can do stuff now.
I don't know a Ned!
Power. Power.
Fantastic.
It truly is Beauty & The Beast
I like to eat ice cream,
Wow... You know how to cut to the core of me, Jimmy
seems that our youngest chris was on ACID and firing a bow & Arrow into a Crowd You know how kids are...
pickup attempt that I have ever encountered.
If I were to give you money from my wallet Would that help ease the pain?
Sentinel logs
I guess i'll have to take you...................... at your word