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Oh...
Yeah, I'm totally fine.
Yeah, exactly like that.
That's a good point.
All butts up! Go!
We're gonna be landlords! How hard could it be?
Shelby, they would never say you were too intense if you were a man.
Come on in, guys!
They can sell it for $50 a gram if they want to.
So was I.
Hey, I didn't say it.
And you're moving into a fucking sorority.
Oh, fuck! Paula.
F you guys! That shit's brilliant!
A sorority.
They're tiny, they're the size of a little shoebox.
Okay.
Really far.
I don't wanna be embarrassed.
Stella just got fucked.
He's right.
Where's who? You're lying to me!
What's happening here?
Yes, there's heaps in the kitchen. Help yourself.
The whole system is against us and that's all there is to it.
What's a 401K
We're gonna throw everything we can at this door.
No. Nothing like that.
Let's try something else.
Well, here's the thing.
Just wanted to double-check.
I don't know. You're hungry.
Black cock.
Hi, neighbours!
I don't know, but I think it's the best possible outcome.
Meet the girls of Kappa Nu.
It means a lot to me.
jsbkjbkjs
You ride in the car. We got bottled water.
I am scared.
What the fuck? What are we gonna do?
They're real alternative, real edgy.
I'm All-State track and field, bitch!
Boob! Boob! Boob!
the sorority that lives next to our new house, so that's why.
You don't have to do that. Tell me!
It still hurts my feelings.
This punch tastes kind of funny.
This isn't exactly what I expected, you know?
Oh, my prince, come for me!
That is sexist!
Yeah, we can actually afford to fill two houses now.
Toy.
and could not support your cause more.
Thanks a lot.
I just don't want to miss out on anything.
Bitch asshole Goldie locks
Hey, cheeky girl!
And here I am, and I'm gonna do weed.
I have a criminal record now because of you guys.
Keep getting pledges and you can dress them up like idiots.
I'm yours
Is it like a new sexy thing?
No, not really.
The weed! Oh, shit!
No, I'm fine.
Really? What?
No... Did you know that sororities don't have the right to party?
We tried. We tried our asses off. This is not gonna work.
We tented our house. We have to be out for three days.
Fuck yes!
She takes up this much space.
Missed you guys.
Who's we?
Nothing's on. Why would it be on?
But all I had was the punch.
Probably.
I forgot she existed.
BFF! BFF! BFF!
I'm Shelby.
I don't fucking know.
No. Oh, wow.
Kappa Nu welcomes you.
that you'd find out soon enough?
We've made a shit ton of money,
But anyway, that's what you need to know. Who is Teddy Sanders?
Oh, my God. You guys are just like us.
No, it's all a lie. It's a deception.
What's that supposed to mean?
Don't get too psyched because you haven't sold it yet.
You want to criticize that?
That way Kappa Nu
They wanna tear us apart.
She'll be our best friend forever. Yeah.
We have Groom One and he is ready to walk along with his best man.
And these girls are fucked, man.
Yeah.
Well, less of you. Like Labradoodles.
Oh!
You're adults. You're in college.
I liquidated my 401K for this.
- Okay. - Okay.
Thanks, you guys. Thanks, guys.
I'm freaking out about Paula having a baby.
Pecking order, you know?
I am a human woman. I had to watch that.
Yes!
Are you gonna wanna hang out with me?
What the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with her?
Minions! Minions!
through all of college, man!
And you screamed at me,
When Stella was a little baby.
I tried my best, but there's nothing I can do.
I need to go for a run.
Do we have a deal, chancellor?
That's not true.
Yeah, I did say that.
What's that then?
Look at this. Families are meeting.
I got the old people away. Everything's fine.
Nope. That is a popular children's cartoon character of today.
Darren, can you back the fuck off?
With our phones.
No, no. You were fine. You were great. You were good.
It's on.
We have no money to pay for it,
- You knew that? - I did know that.
It's all gone!
Where did that come from?
Oh, that's really hot! It burns!
This song right here goes out to my girls in Kappa Nu.
Maybe a few thousand dollars.
I thought we were sisters.
Kind of smells a little funky!
Right now! Who cares? Give us the money! Yes!
and you want the baby to stay while you go see a movie? Unacceptable.
All of the members that they've recruited
Give us that back! No!
Oh, sorry.
Bye.
the old people pretending to be the landlord.
I brought my boyfriend by.
Hey, sweet tart!
Just blend in.
Oh, my God!
Really, I won't take up too much room?
Look, I don't know what the rules are.
I'm gonna call her. Definitely call her.
Why the hell is he here?
so I don't look like a loser.
We don't have any furniture. We're gonna go bankrupt.
She's just in a garden somewhere in a ball gown.
Come into your house.
That's it. Powerful. Power. Yeah!
Momma.