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I told you guys to shut the fuck up!
But, hey, I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
That you two would move into your room,
and that I would live in my room.
This is what the old people want us to do.
The cheese is moldy on that.
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck that. I'm the bad parent.
They eliminated the shirtless models,
Thank you, dude. Yeah.
So use that as a down payment,
You had no friends.
because we spent all of our money on the weed.
Yay!
This is awesome.
All said and done, if they move it all, that's over $112,000.
I can't make an Eggo!
Oh, no.
Peek-a-boo!
So let's rage!
- that can totally do whatever it wants. - Yeah.
and sororities are not allowed to party.
Put that away. Put it away.
I think...
Fuck, yes! Eat shit! We win!
I'm on painkillers, motherfucker!
good night to you.
I am a minority.
All right. See ya.
Did you shit on the table?
Me and Kelly are good parents.
It's 30 days! It's just 30 days!
and this huge speech on how to behave myself as a young woman.
I know exactly where she went.
Okay. Oh, my God!
Why don't we start in your kitchen? Yes.
And I have some wisdom. And I feel like I'm protecting you guys.
We gotta wear body cameras and all of that.
I don't know about that.
That would have been nice.
Why are you doing that?
I'm sorry.
And smoke weed.
So, I did it. So you have no escrow there.
Who's laughing now, clown?
Do we have to wear hoodies?
You'll always be really nice to us, won't you?
Dude, I was just fucking joking.
But ours is in black.
Prove what?
That's over $1,000 an ounce,
Okay, one, two, three!
God damn it! God damn it! God damn it!
No, no, no. No.
You're just away from home for the first time and you're scared.
I'm proud of you, man. You found your niche.
We kind of have a no veins rule with our vibrators.
And once again
Buddy, what are you doing today?
I'm good.
until you know the answer to one simple question.
Google it.
You scared the crap out of me.
They're Jewish, and they're lovely.
That's cute. Look at him.
And then you know what else, too?
When they're two years old, you can
I got rid of the old people.
So now we need five buckets of money
My husband Mac has vanished, and this man knows where he is!
Yeah, I mean, because of all that I guess
And we are walking.
Use these money buckets to keep track of your cash.
It was really fucking funny.
What? Beth.
I feel them! I can feel them! Get it off!
I just feel like we're escrowing apart
of value to you?
So, I see you guys are moving?
Come in.
Hey, sweetie. How are you?
Then I realized I'm never gonna lose you
Are we gonna lose our house?
- You did, didn't you? - No.
It's not fair! They're too young!
Hi, I'm Nora, by the way.
How do you know the name of the sorority?
That's why we're here.
- Hey, meanies! - Hi!
You know what we should do?
Hey, sweetie!
If you decide to buy the house, that is.
No, it's on. But we're turning it off.
Okay.
Are we gonna still hang out after this?
Well You Done Done Me And You Bet I Felt It
I'm gonna do it. Thank God.
No! Do not blame me!
You guys are so much fun.
Money in the bucket. Just some money in the bucket.
Yeah! Okay.
We'll always have things to talk about, right?
What?
it was like their grandparents walked into that house.
Okay.
God, have you inherited my stupid gene?
We fucked once.
We have a daughter, baby.
Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to realize you don’t like sucking dick.
Stella.
This is the most fun I've ever had and I went to space camp.
And bring money!
Rule number two.
Don't worry about them.
Could you just watch your language, please?
We don't want to lose our house, okay?
Knock, knock, knock!
Peek-a-boo!
Weed for women! It's only 20 bucks!
eight buckets, actually, full of money,
Baby's first dildo.
I'm sorry. I come to this restaurant.
When did you start talking like Eminem?
keeps playing over and over again?
Hey, hey, hey! Ladies!
Mac and Kelly. Hi, I'm Kelly.
We live in a sexist world and there is nothing we can do about it.
Yes, I got this. I'm right here.
I wanna be your sister. I wanna be your sister.
We got escrows, dude.
Yes, you. Come on! Pot pie!
Like the one we met each other at?
You're an old person.
What are we supposed to do?
We're in a drug war with teenagers.