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Are you okay?
Oh, okay. Hey, don't talk to me like that,
Look, it's a bag of dicks on the window!
Yeah, for real.
Just keep playing with your toy. Give him a kiss.
Our first house.
Yes, blend, blend, blend.
No! I'm gonna take it from here.
Hey, hope you let yourself in this party later on.
and it's gonna be just like high school all over again.
sororities are not allowed to throw parties in their houses.
Or Senator Hillary Clinton?
Yes, a new family moved in next door
No, the mom is right.
Oh, my God. Do you need some water? Are you okay?
They're from another fucking planet.
Well, took you long enough.
Great! Cool.
No, we're just...
He told me that you'd pretend you didn't know where he was.
The buyers are not gonna want to live next to a house
One that can party the way that we want to.
Okay.
God. What do we do?
Oh, man. This just feels good.
Come get your pie! Pot pie, guys!
They know that if we're a united front, we can't lose.
Why don't they shut up!
Look, I'm Team Shelby.
We kind of had a question for you guys.
College was crazy, man!
Stella, how do you keep finding
Fucking tell her where the fuck he is!
Welcome, you guys!
They're relying fully on this party to support this house.
Legally, this is not my responsibility.
No.
No! Maybe it's just the old people messing with us.
Dude, we are bros, okay? Yes.
This is what you want?
Yeah.
Gosh.
Kelly! Help us! Shelby!
Did you hear that?
We're about to have two girls! Two kids!
we're gonna add the eggs to it. Okay?
Pete.
You have it figured out. You can't do anything
Oh, God!
Delta Psi, man.
No! You all can't quit. We'll figure it out!
You just stood there while they robbed our house?
First Lady Hillary Clinton?
No. Fuck!
Do you see people sometimes that I don't see?
A bag of dicks
And she's pregnant.
I can eat it, whenever I want it.
and that's for the entire school year.
Free weed! Free weed!
What's annoying about this?
No, no! Stop it!
Um, can I ask you something?
She was in charge of the weed. You were in charge of the weed.
I'm switching sides.
Oh, God. The party's even bigger.
I'm good.
Go, go, go. Guys, go.
You're not a good father.
What are we gonna do?
Mac! Kelly! Hey! Yo!
You're incredible at math.
What's going on?
Personally, I've made love to three men.
I love you, sweetie.
We should, like, celebrate!
You don't think there's actually mold here, do you?
because parents are smart and kids, by comparison, are fucking stupid.
You know what, fuck you!
We can't even enjoy the frat party.
Maybe get one without a ball sack attached to it.
Is now a good time to freak out? No, no.
This just seemed like a logical conclusion.
It's a little hard to call the cops without a phone, ain't it?
Party's big enough, let's call the cops. Okay.
It's hot!
It breaks my heart.
And, basically, if anything happens that spooks those buyers,
And like even though, like, the war is over,
The worst part of this whole fucking thing,
We have no earthly idea how to accomplish it.
Rule number three. Throw the type of parties
- Do you remember Joe Waterston? - Yeah.
It's time to show them who's adults,
What are you doing? Don't drink that!
Oh, shit!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Just put it away, okay? - No.
What?
Which one is it? Where's the weed?
that show what you guys are all about.
you'd want her to have equal rights as guys.
I finally found somewhere that I'm good at,
This is happening! Oh, my God! Is this happening?
Uh, drop your dues in the bucket if you wanna join.
Love you.
How much money have we made? How many money buckets do we have?
I'm out.
because we are prepared to give back to you for helping us
You're acting like children. You need to listen to me.
How much money do you guys have between the three of you?
This is actually really nice.
That's against the rules. You're gonna have to take that out.
I'm not sad.
Who is Teddy Sanders?
Okay. Yeah.
- Hey! - Oh, hi!
I don't know how long she had it in her mouth for.
Great! I see more of you have moved in.