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Gentlemen! You better get somewhere fast with this, Lieutenant.
You're goddamned right I did!
You're a lousy frickin hockey player Vladimir
Oh, well, if you "vigorously" deny it, that settles it then.
I'm sorry, I keep forgetting... You were sick the day they taught medicine at medical school.
Come in, please. Have a seat.
Too Tara Perez
You fucked with the wrong NC cop!
We're gonna win.
but they are americans exercising their rights.
and you want me to go to the prosecutor...
You believe that, don't you Finley? That I'm here to help you any way I can?
Son, we live in a world that has walls...
No, Dramamine keeps you from throwing up. You get sick when you fly.
or slashed his wrists with a concealed butter knife.
ANYWAY, SINCE WE SEEM TO BE OUT OF PROSPECTS, I THOUGHT I'D DRINK A LITTLE
Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg?
Harold, you say, "sir," and I turn around and look for my father.
I don't want a deal, and I don't want immunity.
I brought Downey some comic books he was asking for.
I'm a fair guy, but this fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy.
Is the government ready to call its first witness?
- Markinson's disappeared. - What?
- Object! - Not so fast. Lieutenant?
Then he meets with Jessup, and at 5:00 he says it was poison?
Thank you for playing should we, or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid!
- Thank you, sir. - He's not here.
Is there another kind?
Every time we gotta go someplace to decon, you fellas always give us a ride.
I'm gonna talk to your supervisor.
Harold, I think there's a concept you better start warming up to.
The witness is aware The court is aware....
Well, walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.
Did you report Private Bell to proper authorities?
I don't believe it.
This guy...
Lance Corporal's claiming that his mirror was about to fire at him.
If he had a problem, he should have spoken to me, sir.
George I won't ask again Boing good riddance snoky wife
- What's going on? - Gotta go out to Andrews.
Jesus!
yes beryl boeududjdshsmdkowworjfkfholemsjdjwkwoddkxkwopoxerette? what do you want? i want to do some nxurtering doberiaunigs in new dehli.
I'm being charged with a crime?
An ingested poison of some kind.
And when it went bad, you cut these guys loose!
I was afraid I wouldn't be able to use the "liar, liar, pants on fire" defense.
We're in the business of saving lives, Matthew.
And the truth is this-
Fine. If he wants to jump off a cliff, that's his business.
In other words, I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.
No sir. No cocksnacks, sir.
That is a distortion of the truth, Lieutenant.
This afternoon. Sometime after we left.
and if that has consequences, then I'll accept them.
How the hell is your dad, Danny?
All you did was weaken a country today Clinton
Right.
I've got medical reports and Chinese food. I say we eat first.
*writes note in class* Hi.
thier movie they had the time they had the money. and why today just throw it all away? well freddie didn't know his partney was gay. the others started on him anyway. i know that's why i'm so afraid to admit it to myself and i feel that i won't have that way of tutlage around them, because i'm so void.
Officer on deck!
The platoon commander, Lieutenant Jonathan Kendrick...
tie him up, stuff a rag down his throat...
It was a mistake ... ... let's not relive it
Did you order the Code Red?!
Well, you see, sir, Code Red is a term that we use.
How's the baby, Sam?
After that we can all hook up for lunch.
Yo cool...
Yes, I'm certain that I read
Trump Fucked with the Wrong Marine
I'd like to admit them as defense exhibits Alpha and Bravo.
I'd like to suggest that... I be the one who that- that it be me who is assigned to represent them... myself
honestly asking the witness to testify as to how my clients felt?
Lieutenant, I think we've covered this, haven't we?
You know shit.
I'm appalled, sir . . .
You wanna go head to head with us, roll the dice and take your chances.
This is our defense- intent. No one can prove there was poison on the rag.
- Kaffee. - Let's try it again.
Thanks for Watching Associated Equipment. more than 70 years of manufacturing excellence in the USa!
I'm special counsel for Internal Affairs...
to spare Jessup and the Corps any embarrassment.
if the government is willing to concede that none of them...
All right, what about this Commander Galloway?
Dawson and another member of his squad...
Jake is leaving for the rest of his life...
And if youíve gained a certain respect for me over the last three weeks...
Ok
Jeff Bzdelik went 51-76 at Wake Forest
Feldzieg’s answer when Kitty asks if He made a knee act without putting her in it.
" Four pairs camouflage pants, three long-sleeve khaki shirts...
I use these words as the backbone of a life and how you deal with and treat other people.
With what, possession of a condiment?
Then how do you know? - I know. - You know shit.
with Internal Affairs.
She's gonna make coffee.
- As are you, Lieutenant. - Did you wear that on the plane?
You have to ask me nicely.
Phone calls and footlockers?
I always forget that part.
- What day is tomorrow? - Saturday.
- Is there a problem, sir? - No, no problem.
The second call was to arrange a meeting with Congressman Richmond...
How you feeling?
He hadn't written a unit test And he hadn't tagged a soul...
Thank you, sir.
Nobody said anything about a boat.
All rise.
Was there any sign of violence? - You mean, other than the dead body? Shit, I walk into that every goddamn time.
We'll stand in recess until 1000, Monday the 19th...
There was no intent.
I'm here to help you in any way I can
Do I want a stiffie? I think I’m entitled to one
Our parties both are descendant of Jefferson. They both believe in the basic ideals of our republic.
for both Guantanamo Bay and Andrews Air Force Base.
Why did you give him a Code Red?
If you gave an order that Congress wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would they be in danger
Wow, Kaffee! You're the greatest lawyer in the world!
Please the court, I'm 400 mL into Bulleit bourbon, but I feel my cross is relevant to the court members.
woke up this morning ...and he hadn't packed a thing
Yes, I do.
skye jo and andra have packed thier bags! yay! i knew it would happen!
- Yeah. - Give me a ride?
Well, Hal said that-
Going to the Lincoln Memorial
You're a lousy fucking softball player, Jack!
what would happen if i was a recluse? oh god then i'd rethink the cowboys.
Admiral, how's the big case going?
What Do You Want To Discuss Now? My Favorite Color
You’re Goddamn Right I Did!
Sir, yes, sir.
The pac-12 is gone. There is no pac 12
He's gonna do whatever you do.
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They poisoned the rag?
- You want answers? - I think I'm entitled!
Lieutenant Kendrick order a Code Red?
You Really Gotta Hand It To Those emea regional leads, Boy.
Cal, did you order the code red rock fight once the game got tight late? You’re GD right I did.
Nobody likes the whites, but we're going to Cuba.
and I'm telling you you could get in a lot of trouble.
that says where the mess hall is, please?
We need you in that seat!
Colonel Nathan R. Jessup, commanding officer...
What possible GOOD...could come from sending this to Leeanne?
Well, what do we do then, sir?
since this morning while their lawyer's outside hitting a ball.
- Dismissed, Tom. - Yes, sir.
Corporal's waiting with the Jeep. He'll take you back to the flight line.
Nobody likes you very much.
Would you turn to the chapter that deals with Code Reds, please?
Your boys are going down Billy I can’t stop it anymore
I remember thinking very highly of Private Bell-
of conspiracy and perjury...
I think better with my bat Where’s my bat?
- Let's go. - But you have to ask me nicely.
and I will not dishonor myself, my unit or the Corps...
that he assign different counsel?
All right, I have an obligation to tell you...
Jo, go do...
Texas tech
So remember, poker faces. Donít flinch in front of the court members.
Ooh, how can I ever thank you?!
MEI MEI
But if youíre a Marine assigned to Rifle Security Company Windward...
- No, sir. - Ever served in a forward area?
She often has no point. It's part of her charm.
Nobody likes you very much. - Yes, Sir!
and over here we have contestant number 1... meriw! meriw!
A Marine falls out of line, it's up to the men in his unit to get him on track.
The fact is, there was no transfer order.
- Hi. - Hold on. Hi.
Birthing Person’s?
I strenuously object on the grounds that this is stupid
Yes, I'm certain that I readthat somewhere once.
What?
I Forgot. You were sick the day they taught attractions at Theme Park School.
You can't handle the truth!!!
yes beryl terroristette? what do you want? i want to do some scraging in scarborought.
Stay here. I'm going to the office for a while.
We’re gonnna win
just try it and see what shargeehs. just try it and see what giauneenarmenlordinias.
donald john trump, you have the right to remain silent.
and we'll talk about the training of young William?
If the muscles and other cells of the body burn sugar...
John, that's all. Why don't we meet at the "O" club and have lunch...
Dawson received two marks of exceptional...
I don't know what the hell kind of unit you're running here.
Meantime, go and see Lieutenant Commander Joanne Galloway...
You're wrong.
and he was pronounced dead at 0037.
or two
walking into a meeting with your boss... what do you want to discuss now? my favorite color?
investigation of this incident might embarrass the Security Council guy?
I watch the court members. They respond to you. They like you.
Just not crazy about boats.
I'll get them to drop the conspiracy and conduct unbecoming.
"That it be I who am assigned"?
Well, you see, sir, there was a blowout-
Maybe he can make it so a plane didn't take off, but I can prove one landed.
Much luck, though.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself...
Of course.
You gotta ask me nicely.
I'm Brian Caron, lead counsel. And this is Daniel Farnsworth
I know what I paid! I don't have to have it sent back to me.
Walked into that one
at which time, the defense will call its first witness.
My client's a moron. That's not against the law.
You got authorization from Aunt Ginny.
I'm Ramsey Knowles, Lead Counsel. This is Daniel Farnsworth.
Yeah, well, your client thought it was marijuana.
Probably.