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It's over.
I said, “Traveler’s Diarrhea?” You said, “Is there another kind?”
Okay, but I've got to have that report by Wednesday.
Thank you for playing should we, or should we not, follow the advice of the galactically stupid
- Lieutenant, don't answer that! - You don't have to. I'm through.
Is this funny, sir?
Downey wasnít in his room.
Right. Is that all?
Kaffee, I got people to answer to just like you do. I'm gonna charge him.
Sir?
- I wanted the damn transfer order! - Bullshit.
Why the two orders Colonel?
Unit, Corps, God, Country, sir.
I’m here to help you in any way that I can.
Thank you.
Sit down.
All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee.
She Made a Mistake Let's not relive it
but all we have is the testimony of two people accused of murder.
Why are you always giving me your resume?
- He'll be here. - Lieutenant.
I'm your field training officer
“Nobody likes her very much”. “Yes, Sir!”
- Yes, sir. - I wanna tell you something.
You can’t handle the memes!
at which time this general court-martial will reconvene.
Joanne, you're coming dangerously close to the textbook definition...
Fast food, slick ass, Persian bazaar Manner
Corporal Barnes, I'm a Marine.
I thought I'd drink a little.
What a pity.
Move on, Lieutenant..
Thanks for Watching Associated Equipment. more than 70 years of manufacturing excellence in the United Stated
Did I ever tell you I wrote a paper about your father in college?
You said some things you didn't mean, but youíre happy I stuck with the case.
- Yes, sir. - What was it?
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You are gonna save our son, arenít you?
I think I’m entitled.
I said, "Grave danger?" You said, "Is there any other kind?"
Pregnancy until you're married.
Read it. We're gonna win!
You can't handle The meats
We did nothing wrong, sir. We did our job...
- So what happened? - He calls back 15 minutes later.
That it be myself whoís assigned.
this contract makes me want to beat the shot outta someone
My job is to make sure that you do your job.
Danny, Daniel, Kaffee.
You can't handle the truth
It’s the difference between bad marketing and good marketing
No I do not
It was oregano, Dave. It was $10 worth of oregano.
I want you to stand up and make an argument.
they wonít need a lawyer, they'll need a priest.
Yeah we did. We were supposed to take some profits off the table, and buy some volatility to hedge.
until they elect some gal president.
to discover I'm not fit to handle a defense.
Thank you.
You can get it if you really want But you must try, try and try, try and try (Jimmy Cliff)
You know what he did for the first 17 of his 26 years in the Corps?
Commander Stone is an expert medical witness.
What does that mean?
I have no responsibilities here whatsoever
You CAN handle the App!!!
It’s the difference between Jimmy Iovine and Tim Cook
You just look the ball into your glove.
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The nature of the acidosis is the compelling factor on this issue.
I Strenuously Object Too Tara Perez
You can't handle the truth!
A ground crew kid won't remember a flight that landed four weeks ago.
"Traveler's Diarrhea?" "Is there another kind?"
Not one call to a friend, saying, "Can you pick me up at the airport?"
and I would remind you that youíre now questioning a Marine officer...
Good morning.
Have the members reached a verdict?
so my jurisdiction is pretty much in your face.
I need my bat I think better with my bat
Jessup was gonna keep him on the base. He said he wanted him trained.
Kerosene Kerosene everywhere...
He's not gonna be able to sidestep you.
How much?
Please tell me you have something more Farhan
You think Donald Trump Jr. will admit to conspiring with the Russians?
Trump Supporters to Biden Supporters
Who’s gonna do it? You?
we strenuously object
You're such a coward.
I'd like to request a recess in order to confer with my client.
- Morning, sir. - Morning.
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- Dismissed. - Yes, sir.
John, go on out there and get those boys down off the fence.
You're the luckiest man in the world.
I'm a Marine stationed at Marine barracks...
Corporal Carl Edward Hammaker, Marine Barracks...
I think better with my bat. Where's my bat?
I'm getting my second wind. Sit down, both of you.
the platoon commander, Lieutenant Jonathan Kendrick...
Good. Jessup told Kendrick to order the Code Red. Kendrick did.
Thanks, Davey. I love Alabama.
Coach Pruitt, Did you order the code RED!?
They were working the ground crew at Andrews at 2:00 a. m. on the 7th.
Colonel Jessup, you have the right to remain silent.
Can you explain that?
Please the court, is this dialogue relevant to anything-
Just not that crazy about math Just not that crazy about math
Commander, we're gonna have the defendants moved up here in the morning.
He eats breakfast
- Got all of that one. - Excuse me.
Was there any evidence the US was targeted? Other than the missiles landing at the consulate?
You're under arrest..... you orange SOB.
You can't handle the truth!
You can't handle the tooth!
She did. She said, " Pa. "
What do you know about Code Reds?
In this courtroom, his opinion is not considered speculation.
Wouldn't this form of discipline be considered a Code Red?
YOUR BOYS ARE GOING DOWN, DONNY I CAN'T STOP IT ANY MORE.
Are you really gonna let this happen to him because of a code, Harold?
Let's go! Let's get two!
Why do you hate them so much?
You don't believe their story, do you?
Yeah. Well, apparently he's not very happy down here in Shangri-la...
They woke him up, tied his arms and legs with tape...
He's gonna try a little misdirection.
and they say, " Nothing's gonna hurt you tonight, not on my watch. "
I just want to show it could've been something other than poison.
I'd choose you any day of the week and twice on Sunday
What time is it?
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held a meeting with the men and specifically...
who's got a mother who's gonna miss him, okay?
Another lawyer wonít be good enough. They need you.
Captain Ross?
You need me on that wall You people need me!
Maybe we as officers have a responsibility to this country...
You're better at research than I am, and you know how to prepare a witness.
If a court decides that what we did was wrong...
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Dave, you seem distraught.
- To get to the other side of the bay. - Nobody said anything about a boat.
Otherwise, I suggest you head to HEB and pick up some beer and bottled water.
As far as Downey was concerned, it was an order from Kendrick.
you want me to be in group kilo.
This fucking quarantine is making me absolutely horny
Not bad.
You seem distraught.
They say the same thing: maybe, maybe not.
I’m not through with my examination. Sit down!
Then why the difference? Colonel?
Now, are these really the questions that I was called here to answer?
- Thank you, sir. - Wait. I've got some questions.
Ain't got the feelin' yet?
Read that somewhere once.
So while I appreciate your interest and admire your enthusiasm...
Just laying low till you can get out and get a real job.
You wanna ask me about mandating? On the record…
It doesn’t matter what I believe It only matters what I can prove
But I've been promoted up through the chain...
- Were Dawson and Downey? - Is the government counsel...
Jo, I think-
But you have to ask me nicely
Normally, how long does it take for the muscles and other cells...
- Objection. Argumentative. - Sustained.
Yes, sir. That day, Friday. The pickup private-
- Colonel. - What's that?
How can you tell?
No. I notified the barracks C.O. Colonel Jessup...
because a 90-year-old man misread the Delaware insurance code. "
If we work at it, we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.
Claire, I’ll bring you a bottle of water But you have to ask me nicely
And it worked too, 'cause I ain't never dropped my weapon since.
and the most avoidable person in the world award goes to... sian fanderlinden!
Matthew
You can't handle the truth!
Ups!
I can have it read back to you
Pres Trump should take note! "I strenuously condemn racism and violence!"
he'd be violating about 14 articles of the Code of Ethics.
Thanks, Danny. I love Washington.
either way i dont give a damn
Objection. I'd like to know just what the defense counsel is implying.
Admission of pun guilt...
Maybe if you wait to have
and with your fireman mouth extend me some fucking courtesy.
I run my unit how I run my unit.
for a little over a year now.
Do you really think that's the same as two teenage Marines...
We go back a while.
Defense calls Colonel Nathan Jessup.
So I'm sure you won't mind if his opinion is admitted now.
- No flies on you. - A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Pushing to sign.
and over here we have contestant number 6... well i'll just get someone to have a shout!
There was no poison on the rag, and there was no intent to kill.
like "Code Red. "