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The witness can't possibly testify as to how sick every other is.
You want memes? I want the BINDER.
Don't wear that perfume in court. Wrecks my concentration.
What was the order?
when it went bad,you cut these guys loose!
was a result of an order that Lieutenant Kendrick gave you...
Excuse me. I'm sorry I'm late.
Ooh, how can we ever thank you?
You have to ask me nicely.
Any chance Lieutenant Kendrick left your office and said, "The old man is wrong"?
- Pleasure meeting you, Commander. - Observing and evaluating, sir.
Go straight up Pennsylvania Avenue.
will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
He can make an entire flight disappear?
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE VIBRATION!!!
You’re goddamn right I hate the Yankees
With the Marines at Gitmo, who knows what the hell goes on down there?
ignore the post?
- Have you read it? - Yes, sir.
We follow orders, son.
Todd to Yancy...
Uh, that scrimmage, sir… Was that 0900… in the morning?
I need to shake him, put him on the defensive...
You’re damn right I’m ready. #FlyEaglesFly
Nobody Said Anything about Math I am I the only one around here who doesn't like Math
Is that correct?
Requested to do what?
We're gonna train the lad.
You had an instinct, and it was confirmed by Markinson.
- Shortness of breath? - Yes.
and landed at Andrews Air Force Base at 2:00 a. m.?
Tom, get Morton Kern on the phone. Tell him we’re surrendering our Cath lab in Worcester
I beg your pardon?
from naming Dawson in a fence line shooting incident.
And you know what? I don't give a shit.
We’re gonna lose huge
- Colonel, a moment ago- - Check the tower logs, for Christ's sake!
is the smear a high-ranking Marine officer...
And the hits just keep on comin'
You tortured and tormented a weaker kid
No one was listening. Are you with me?
we’re gonna lose, and we’re gonna lose huge
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He's not about to see his clients go to jail for life...
You ever served in an infantry unit, son?
I want the tooth!
I did my job. I'd do it again.
Lieutenant Commander Galloway.
Well, You See, Sir, There Was A Blowout
I gave her a call like you asked.
Definitely a crap shoot betting golf But it’s going to be entertaining
Beats Buds?
- Did Kendrick give the order? - Yes.
You can't handle the truth!
If I had a coronary condition and a clean rag was placed in my mouth...
Why did you make that call, sir?
She's been working a desk in Internal Affairs...
It's because it was what they were ordered to do.
At ease.
This is about a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law. It's gonna be won by the lawyers.
There wasn't a flight at 11:00. What the fuck are you trying to pull?
we swam in it like we were on The Million Dollar Sticky! do you love that show? i love that show.
stand forward and you shall be heard.
Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
- Corporal Barnes, you may step down. - Thank you, sir.
You're appalled.
She's gonna make coffee. That's nice
On the morning of the sixth, you were contacted by an N.I.S. agent...
Do what I'm telling you, you'll be home in six months.
You’re a lousy fucking softball player, Jack
Ginny Miller. His aunt on his mother's side.
Is the government prepared to make an opening statement?
because he's written letters to everybody but Santa Claus...
If I were Dawson and Downey and I had a choice...
Crystal.
John, did you order your team to slow it down when the game got tight late You’re GD right I did
- Yes, he does. - No, he really doesn't.
I don't want money, and I don't want medals.
No, I did nawwwwt
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TURTH
Did anyone see you call the ambulance?
There is nothing on this earth sexier- believe me, gentlemen-
Doctor, was there any sign of external damage?
Commander Galloway, why donít you get yourself a cup of coffee?
They were given an order.
Did you order the raid on Mar-a-Lago?! You’re go***mned right I did!
- I'm gonna stop this. - These are phone records from Gitmo...
Kentucky Bourbon
Markinson’s gone. There is no Markinson.
AT&T Girl stays where she is.
- Was it a Code Red? - Yes.
Private Weir was placed on barrack restriction
I tell you I discourage the practice...
Let's put Jessup on the stand and end this thing!
- I'd ask for a little latitude. - A very little latitude.
But you did order the barracks restriction, didnít you?
0600 the next morning.
You want the gifs? You can't handle the gifs
Please, sir. I just need to be transferred out of R.S.C.
I use words like respect, decency, and knowing your place.
Well, walk softly and carry a copy of the Commonwealth Constitution, I always say.
When all of the sudden-
who's filling in for emma raw? cameron phillips.
This is Lieutenant Commander Joanne Galloway.
- He was being transferred- - That's not what you said!
Jesus Christ Spicer You’re in the navy for crying out loud
I wanted to talk to you about Corporal Dawson and Private Downey.
We follow orders or home runs get hit
I really missed you. I was just saying to myself itís been almost three hours.
As if to say “Look, PAA- a mailbox.”
Pretty much.
- Who is it? - It's me.
Lieutenant Kaffee, that's not in the book, sir.
Lieutenant Kendrick says that he gave strict instructions...
will try to offer you an explanation as to why William is dead.
and to ask for your help.
One of the people you'll be seeing down there...
Air Chief Marshal did you order the illegal recruiting policy
and lead him right where he's dying to go.
Involuntary manslaughter, two years, they're home in six months.
I've been trying to track down a Lieutenant Colonel Matthew Markinson.
seeking to obtain an evidentiary ruling in advance.
You can’t handle the truth (about my vulnerability to climate change)!
These nine people are gonna insist that someone be blamed for that.
My name is Trump
Lieutenant Kendrick ordered the Code Red because that's what you told him to do!
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- No, you're not. - Why not?
but in the 21st century we democrats find we're more in line with what voters want than you...
Thank you.
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Morning, Captain.
I'm sorry I lost your set of steak knives.
Did you ever actually hear Lieutenant Kendrick order a Code Red?
i've just happened to make it up the ladder...
of Rifle Security Company Windward to testify.
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then why did he have to be transferred?
You're gonna lose..... ... and you're gonna lose, huge
Finally, he wrote to the Naval Investigative Service...
On all three reports, you indicate a rating of below average.
He’s thinks he entitled.
I’m quite certain I’ve earnt it
In the meantime, I'm gonna put Kendrick on the stand and have some fun.
no i did not
You're a lousy freakin softball player Anya!
RJ’s made law review. He’s got a big case he’s making.
He is dead because he had no honor, and God was watching.
if you feel like it's not gonna happen...
I don't understand.
Domestic terrorism?
One more, I get a set of steak knives.
It's possible.
- Would you like to sit down? - I'm fine, sir.
Look, Danny.
Pretty impressive, huh?
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You can't handle the Groot!
i’m quite certain i’ve earned it. take your seat, madam.
Nobody likes you very much. -- Yes, Sir!
then I'll accept whatever punishment they give.
Kevin Tadevich Did you order the code red?!
Do you have some sort of jurisdiction here that I should know about?
I've done something wrong again, haven't I?
My problem is that I'm a colonel, so I'll go on taking cold showers...
You even had the judge saying Stone was an expert!
I'll put on a pot of coffee. We've got a long night's work ahead.
- I'll try to find him in the morning. - I've already tried.
gun School
You want me on this chain. You need me on this chain.
After being subpoenaed to Washington, you made three calls.
- No, you don't. - Yes, I do.
Parents: how much was your haircut?
A lesson he learned after the Robert Kraft incident, right?
- Tough to blame them. - Where I have earned...
-Jo, come on in. - Thank you, sir.
Nobody likes you very much.
Europe can’t handle the McButtFart
beryl coceken are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
Colonel Jessup, would you raise your right hand please, sir?
It's the big white house with the pillars in front.
You air force faggot... I'll punch you so hard, that you'll piss bones for a month!
you want me on that wall you need me on that wall
These guys aren't the Nazis.
Let me say that again.
Please tell me that their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a phone bill.
and it would appear he can't run from here to there...
that if you accuse Kendrick or Jessup of any crime without proper evidence...
I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law at law school. I FORGOT.
I wore utilities on the plane.
you want me on that wall
and you're under arrest, you son of a bitch.
Chris has to ask me nicely
Defense didn't have the opportunity to depose this witness.
Thank you.
Did that make you mad? You can tell the truth, corporal, did it make you mad?
you want me on that wall.
Mike, did you order the code RED!!! Mike, did you order the code RED
Since the G is shutdown I thought I’d Drink a Little
Joe
Yes, sir.
We follow orders, or people die.
that youíre making this up just to bother me.
- You gotta play them as they lay. - What goes around comes around.
I don't understand????? GFR said he issued the Level III CAR
What do we have for the losers? Well, for our defendants...
well, youíre just letting the best in life pass you by.
Humidity 100%
I understand Mr Culleton is planning on calling all the other members of the 45th Parliament to testify ...