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He was never gonna be transferred off that base.
now he is dead and that is a tragedy; but he is dead because he had no code.
fast-food, slick-ass, Persian bazaar manner...
But since I can't, all I can do is help you.
You know what a Code Red is?
These fucking people.
Let's transfer the whole squad off the base.
He did? That's great! Why didnít you say so?
I notice youíre wearing your class "A" dress uniform in court today.
He wasn't being asked to secure a hill or advance on a beachhead.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Get Oliver on the phone, We're Surrendering Our Position In china
The witness will address this court as "judge" or "your honor. "
Take caution in your tone
How far is it from Post 39 to the Windward Barracks?
You think they ought to go to jail for the rest of their lives.
- Sir. - This is my X.O., Colonel Markinson...
threatens to rat on Dawson to Naval Investigative Service.
- Get it. - We're gonna win.
You're nothing. Live with that.
Oh, now I see what youíre saying.
I want you to know I’m proud or neither what I have done Not what I am doing
Yeah. She said if Markinson doesn't want to be found...
Can Dawson determine on his own which orders he's going to follow?
The match with Sink Catz, was that 4:00 in the afternoon?
to say nothing of the fact that he is a U.S. Marine...
Oh, we get it from him! Yes! No problem!
Well, it was clear that he didn't want us taking matters into our own hands.
CS, did you pop your inreach
Oh, we're in luck, then.
I Forgot.
You don't have to call me "sir. " Is this your signature?
You can't handle the Mitch
skye jo and andrea have packed thier bags! yay! crack open the champagne good riddance!
someone who possesses not only the legal skill...
Purdue, Family, God, Country
That's right. The story Iíve just told you...
They made a bad movie. Let's not relive it.
said you fired illegally.
Then why the two orders? Colonel?
6 months sober today!
- I recall what I said. - I can have it read back to you.
Yeah we did. We were supposed to take some profits off the table, and buy dome volatility to hedge
Would you state your name, rank and current billet for the record, sir?
Would you be very insulted if I recommended to your supervisor...
Thank you.
Your cowboys are going down Gary, I can't stop it anymore
Aunt Ginnie made the uniforms
Lance Corporal Dawson's ranking after the school of infantry was perfect.
teaching typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Clubo School for Women.
I'll see you in court, counselor.
-Jack, come on. - Be right back.
when he knows they can be home in six months.
Trials can’t handle the mcbuttfart
- Toothbrush, shaving kit, underwear? - Your Honor!
Do i ever wear anything else?
Have I done something to offend you?
- Sure. - You're dismissed.
I am a fair guy but this heat is making me absolutely crazy
Why are you so afraid to be a lawyer?
And Lieutenant Kendrick was clear on what you wanted?
You went to Harvard law. Then you joined the Navy...
You can't handle the truth!
I Want Geocities Back!
About being Marines.
Sam, when a flight takes off, there's a record kept, right?
The JAG Corps can be demanding that way.
and seven men and two women whom you've never met...
Louden Downey needed a trial lawyer today.
Hang on.
you want to be in group kilo.
I should talk to Paser the great architect. Paser? Oh what reason have three come before me? My name is Maya. Could I ask you a few questions? Oh show me the symbol to signify thee has been sent by Pharaoh.
A horny bard? Is there another kind?
You know how to win. You know they have a case, and you know how to win.
You really gotta hand it to these postal workers, boy.
I'll have you disbarred.
Morning.
Corporal, would you turn to the page in this book...
Sir, rob refuses to take a bath on a regular basis.
They're packing their bags. Tom.
I have a responsibility greater than you can possibly fathom!
Your Boys are going down, Stepha. I can’t stop it anymore
Lieutenant, do you have anything further for this witness?
I'll do my best.
You can't handle the Mitch
If we do go to court, I'm gonna have to go all the way.
Make no mistake about it.
OH, NOW I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
without collapsing from heat exhaustion.
Don’t I feel like the fucking asshole
Yes, sir. This past Friday, two Marines-
that was in conflict with your order, he was punished, is that right?
Ever put your life in another man's hands?
I'm pacing myself
My father always said a jury trial is not just about the law.
- Thank you. - I got some camouflage jackets here.
- Where's Sam? - He's on his way.
Yeah.
You get a Dyson Ultra and you get a Dyson Ultra Everyone gets a Dyson Ultra
- Listen, we're all a little- - I'm sorry. Your time's run out.
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Tales Of Lagoona The Forgotten Masquerade
- We still playing hoops tomorrow night? - Do we have a deal?
Very nice woman. We spoke for about an hour.
This is funny. That’s what this is.
So I told Duncan...
Been requested by Division.
I want you to know that I'm proud neither of what I've done or am doing.
whatever it is you do when you're not here.
no it would nawwwwt
You doctored the Yahoo books
I'm Brian Caron, lead counsel. And this Daniel Farnsworth.
What are you basing this on?
Mousieur Poroit... It comes to the fact that the button came undone and we discovered that daisy armstrong was murdered by the perkinson brothers and that is everything that i have discovered so far!
Are you asking me out on a date? NO
I want the truth!
Danny, it was a setback, and I'm sorry.
I’m certain he’s earned it.
Good catch there, the Mav/Goose gif
so *this* is what the wilderness looks like..
If you gave an order that Congress wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would he be in danger
I'm going to blame you.
It's all right, Danny. I know you don't have a good excuse...
It's the difference between paper jihad and trial jihad
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOT!
Are you aware you're under subpoena?
You can say that again.
You certainly don't need to do it twice in one sentence.
When the customer asks… Why shouldn’t I buy from your competitor?
This isn't TWA. There isn't a regular flight schedule.
What the fuck are you trying to pull?
And now we'll never know, will we, Mr. McGuire?
So I suggested that she might feel more comfortable...
I did not see the need to trample on a man's grave.
In other words, I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.
- Fatigue? - Of course.
Damn thing could get messy.
Enter a plea of not guilty for the accused.
You're not going anywhere, Colonel. M.P.s, guard the colonel.
Donald John Trump, you have the right to remain silent.
Jo, talk to doctors. Find out everything there is to know about lactic acidosis.
Jessup's statement that the 6:00 a. m. flight was the first available is a lie.
One strike away, and Randy Milligan feels right now like Hulk Hogan.
It was a little funny.
No.
yes bersectomocromoinu tuberfuberette? what do you want? i want to zougyant the renterewwwotes in buseburfry.
Thanks, Jack. And I think the fucking bunch of you are certifiably insane.
You sure hustled the shit out of him.
and Private First Class Louden Downey.
Well … How about that Johnny?
All right. Let's go. Let's get two.
I'm gonna talk to your supervisor.
I've asked them to join us. Sit down, please.
You see, Danny, I can deal with the bullets and the bombs and the blood.
Nobody likes her ver much.
I understand Captain Ross is planning on calling all the other members...
Unpleasant as it may be, we'd all just as soon hear the truth.
In short, Captain, I'd like to suggest that...
that the accused soaked the rag in poison...
You can’t handle the McButtFart!
thank you
- Yes, sir. - Why?
Your passion is compelling, Jo. It's also useless.
MUELLER
All new positions at level 7
No, I like all you Navy boys.
yes beryl visarette? what do you want? i want to do some pakeiedunk in packering brook.
You don't want the truth because deep down you don't talk about...
Do it Harold... IT'S 6 MONTHS!
No offense taken, in case you were wondering.
Beautiful.
I'd appreciate it if you'd address me as "Colonel" or "Sir"
Why there probably wasn’t a guard at Jesus’ tomb
Oh, well, zip-a-dee-doo-dah!
Bolts weren't even installed
And how long have you been out of law school?
- Say again? - Dawson and Downey.
You’re a lost fucking softball player, Joe
No further questions.
- I'm just saying go slow. - I'm gonna go slow.
- It's not that simple. - We did nothing wrong!
it's no doubt because of the vast competition here in biddeford that there's not much going on here? you could say that. the store isn't doing very well.
and he hadn't called a soul...
And if the M.T.D. is denied, I'll file a motion...
I want you to acknowledge that the judge advocate has made you aware...
and over here we have contestant number 3... gotta commit guilty crimes and not tell!
Lieutenant, do you recall an incident involving a P.F.C. Curtis Bell...
Don't I feel like a fuckin asshole
This past February, you received a cautionary memo...
We were doing seven-man assault drills, and my weapon slipped.
When?
We’re gonna win
got into full dress uniform, stood in the middle of that room...
either way i don't give a damn!
Corporal Jeffrey Owen Barnes, Marine Barracks Windward...
And what did you find?
That's right.
I represent the Government of the United States, without passion or prejudice, and my client has a case.
Why did you ask Jessup for the transfer order?
This Iowa farm boy thing will play for a while...
You're going to Leavenworth for the better part of your life.
Youre god damn right I did
In light of the defense Lieutenant Kaffee is planning to mount...
You both live in the same dream world.
He's arguing. He's making an argument. "
You can't handle the truth! Você não aguenta a verdade!
The court will wait for an answer
I'm willing to provide you with information about-
RIDT Process
There is nothing on this earth sexier- believe me, gentlemen- -than a woman that you have to salute in the morning.
Only two people I answer to… Hope and the lord our god….
Cause if you put a man with a concussion on the ice and that man got hurt You'd have alot to answer for, wouldn't you, doctor?