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He passed away seven years ago, sir.
- You won't get it. - I will get it.
Your PC can’t handle the problem!
Happy Birthday Navy!
I can have it read back to you
Go right in, Commander. They're expecting you.
The defense is willing to concede that all 22 witnesses...
The members of the court will retire to an anteroom until further instructed.
What crime did she commit?
- Where's Sam? - He's on his way.
while expeditious and certainly painless...
Any questions?
- Did he get the guys? - Yeah.
It arrived at Andrews Air Force Base at a few minutes past 2:00.
Mr.,President, did you order the raid on Mar-a-Lago?! You’re go***mned right I did!
caused his lungs to begin bleeding.
Yes, sir. That's when we were taken under arrest.
Why do you like them so much?
Good enough. Captain Ross is gonna ask you some questions now.
Did you order the code red?!!
That's good. That's confidence-inspiring.
Uh, that scrimmage… Was that 0900… in the morning?
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She made a mistake. Let's not relive it.
Jack Ross came to see me today. He offered me the 12 years.
It's time to go home. Try to get some sleep tonight.
murder, conspiracy, conduct unbecoming.
Your boys are going down Gouchos
test 2
Sam, we should make sure somebody gets this to his parents.
I think Kendrick ordered the Code Red, and so do you.
they think it might be someone they want to take a shot at.
Right.
The pickup private got a flat, sir, right at 39.
You’re dang right that I did!!!
Please tell me you have something more Farhan
- Yes, sir. - Well, what do you know?
If you like me, I won't make you say it.
I'll call you back.
You're a lousy freakin softball player Garick!
Now, is this true?
You can't handle the Mitch You can't handle the Mitch
You're aware that the lab and coroner's report show no traces of poison?
So we had to double-time it back to the barracks.
Vermillion Watch In Blood
At your request, Lieutenant Kendrick, I can have the record reflect...
Docket number 411275VR-5.
The defense strenously needs to lock this loan
there's the casualida there's the casualissa
I be the one who that-
What?
We did our tours in Vietnam together.
- I need my bat. - Your what?
You can't handle the truth!
mono Youre boys are going down
where the warning signals were so mild as to escape a physician...
Do i wear anything else?
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About five minutes after the meeting broke, sir. About 1620.
Stop cleaning up.
- He what? - He went outside of his unit, sir.
IS IT TRUE?
You're a lousy, freaking softball player, Jack!
then they poured glue on my hands.
He'll have no evidence, mind you, none, but it's gonna be entertaining.
Please the court, I suggest the members be dismissed...
Don’t worry about Mexico and Ecuador This tournament starts on Saturday
Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
Shaq is gone. There is no Shaq.
A little over a year.
you want me on that wall
- We have a code, sir. - Oh, well, zip-a-dee-doo-dah!
and the executive officer, Lieutenant Colonel Matthew Markinson.
Now, Nathan Catlin...
You should've seen yourself thunder away at Kendrick.
That's our code, sir.
Thursday morning, 10:00.
Bert Is there another kind?
You tortured and tormented a weaker kid
Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you give this general court-martial...
2018 be like...
They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or you might get shot!
Power Play BACKSTROM'S GONE, THERE IS NO POWER PLAY
you need to be in group kilo.
Oh Harold…you see what I’m gettin at?
- Really? - These are the letters...
I give orders every day-
well don't i feel like the fuckin' asshole
No. Itís just that when I petition Division to have counsel assigned...
The match with Sink Catz- was that 0400 in the afternoon?
It is down because it has no code, and god was watching
Others owe
such as feeling dizzy or nauseated.
The Cubans see an officer wearing white...
Brett.. Brett.. Bigfundamental just repeat what I trained you to say
Thank you.
excuse me maria lagonikos what would happen if julia gillard was john geekie? well she would be john geekie.
I'm gonna charge him with possession and being under the influence on duty.
You believe that, don't you Garick? That I'm here to help you in any way I can?
You got a Code Red 'cause your palms were sweaty.
now, it that's a source of tension...
No, i have not.
Michigan vs Andys Rutgers
Marine Ground Forces, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
It's the difference between paper law and trial law.
When Feldzieg makes a new act without kitty knowing and rhen
Test top Test bottom
- Want a drink? - Yeah.
that I be the attorney assigned.
And we’ll talk about the training of young Matthew McCorkle
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I HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITIES HERE, WHATSOEVER.
- Work with Kaffee on this. - Doing what?
I think he would've liked that an awful lot.
The Marines in Guantanamo are fanatical.
Every time we gotta go someplace to fight, you fellas always give us a ride.
I'm lead counsel, Carlos Rodriguez. This is Daniel Farnsworth
Where’s my knife? I think better with my knife
All rise.
Gotta keep those good vibrations happening . . . Blue wave a'comin!
Because I want you to think I'm a good lawyer.
so my jurisdictionís pretty much in your face.
with greater speed and success than you have.
Yes, he was.
and dazzle you with official-sounding terms...
He was? That's great! Why didn't you say so?!
Did that make you mad? You can tell the truth, Corporal.
On the first available flight to the States...
- Then I'm going to kill you. - Yes, sir.
mono
probably because that's what your father wanted you to do.
You're gonna do fine.
About what?
the members find the accused guilty as charged.
Oh come on. That was Pham Phunny.
"accused"
Yes, I'm certain that I read that somewhere once.
What do you want to discuss now? My favorite color?
Are you drunk?
I don't think so.
Jo, we're gonna lose, and we're gonna lose huge.
Do you recall why Dawson was given such a poor grade on this report?
Would it be so that it never sees the inside of a courtroom?
wag1 Bitch Bitches dog
Uh, that basketball practice, what that 0600 in the morning, sir?
You can't handle the Mitch You can't handle the Mitch
We’re going to lose
Your boys are going down
I'm your friend, and I don't think your clients belong in jail...
I've been so advised.
good tip
Yes, it is.
- It's gonna be okay. - Sit down.
IF WE WORK AT IT, WE CAN GET TRUMP CHARGED WITH THE KENNEDY assassination.
Lieutenant, was Dawson given a rating of below average on this last report...
Thank you, Your Honor.
And when we get to the end, all the magic in the world...
I said “Critical Training?” You said, “Is there any other kind?”
Why does a lieutenant junior grade with ninth months' experience...
Aunt Ginny. She says she feels like she's known me for years.
What the fuck is going on in Charlie Victor Sierra Company, Matthew?
- I put it in the closet. - You put it in the closet?
from 4,000 Cubans that are trained to kill him.
The Witness Has Been Read His Rights
Being late for platoon or company meetings.
Better believe it.
- All rise. - Too late.
Airmen Cecil O'Malley and Anthony Rodriguez-
They came up with that meme because that’s what you ordered them to do!
Yes, I most certainly did.
A few minutes later, a chemical reaction called lactic acidosis...
IT'S NOT SENTINELONE
I got a stack of papers on my desk about a mile high.
About ten or fifteen minutes, sir.
- We're out of here. Thank you. - I think Code Reds still go on here.
This year’s tournament is wide open I have no evidence to pick the winner, but it’s going to be entertaining
The Marine Corps Code of Conduct and The King James Bible.
Make no mistake about it.
The medical facts here are ultimately inconclusive.
And for Defense Counsel Kaffee...
Did that make you mad? You can tell the truth, Corporal, did it make you mad?
They Made a Mistake Let's Not Relive It!
so that we can move to an immediate Article 39-A session.
Shit, I walk into that every goddamn time.
that somewhere once.
They’ve got the same damn initials
Object. The witness is speculating.
I'm afraid we can't do that, sir.