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Why are you always giving us your resume?
Yeah?
What the fuck is going on in Bravo Company, Matthew?
You got any kung pao chicken?
Is there another kind?
I'm a fair guy, but this fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy.
You're goddamn right I do
You f......g people
You friggin people You have no idea how to clear a clogged pipe
Hal? Hal?
Maybe not 4000 or Cuban or 300yds. , But, boy will we make some noise,eh?
We’re gonna lose huge
- Hi there. - Any luck getting me replaced?
Are you the hater news network?!!
ALL YOU DID WAS WEAKEN A COUNTRY AMERICA
And get him off as fast as you can.
brought on by acute lactic acidosis...
Uh, that basketball practice, was that 0600 in the morning, sir?
Now, if thatís a source of tension...
At easy
.
Dave, you seem distraught.
YOU WANT ME AT THAT FRONT DESK YOU NEED ME AT THAT FRONT DESK
now, if that's a source of tension
Overruled. Your objection is noted.
Were there any indications the US was targeted? You mean, other than the ballistic missiles landing at the consulate?
- You brought your dress uniform? - Yes.
F.E.A.R. "Is there another kind..."
and Lieutenant Kendrick into your office.
WE'RE GONNA WIN
- I was tripping on it. - Don't ever put that bat in the closet.
And at present Colonel Markinson is dead. Is that right?
Asked him to put his life in yours?
Hadn’t packed a thing
No I did not.
We'll deal with the fence line shooting when it comes up.
And the Hits just keep on coming...
She has no point She often has no point. It’s part of her charm.
But Jeff... errrrrm... inflation... ummmm, Rene's feelings...
and ask that it be stricken from the record.
Yes, Johnny, after falsely accusing...
Certainly, sir.
No, sir. We were just gonna shave his head, sir.
Yes, sir. I know you do, sir.
Smiling Jack Ross.
You just speak way too fast.
All you did today was jerk off to country music... Right, Mr Goodz!!!
You can't handle the Mitch
Was Dawson's promotion held up because of this last report?
I beg your pardon?
Not much. They're being flown up here tomorrow...
and I think they ought to go to jail for the rest of their lives.
And I wouldn't be doing my job if I allowed Dawson and Downey...
- You can call me Joanne. -Joanne.
Did I vote Republican today??
Our parties both are descendant of Jefferson. They both believe in the basic ideals of our republic.
How Dare you disrespect the toutmaster general!
For my part, I've done as much as I can to bring the truth to light.
You're gonna use what happened today as an excuse to give up.
Thank you
sir.
He barely put up a fight.
I'm Louden Downey's attorney.
It's my recommendation, sir, that Lieutenant Kaffee be reprimanded
But I won't say that I'm guilty, sir.
The government of the United States...
Zero. Nobody.
- No, I did not. - Thank you.
Private Bell was placed on barracks restriction.
When you fix a botched job done by another contractor.
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
can be trusted to determine on his own which are the important orders...
We follow orders or people hit home runs
- Working late tonight? - Oh, yeah.
Ross's opening statement- it was all true.
He told Kendrick to order the Code Red.
We bought the dip! What did we do wrong?
Yeah, he really does.
yes beryl circel? what do you want? i want to shaleem a screen.
THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
I was a teenager. He spoke at my high school.
I can’t understand what you just said.
Is there another kind
Just down in Gitmo-
You believe that don't you Anya? That I'm here to help you in any way that I can?
I strenuously object!
Your daughter made a sound, Sam. I'm not sure it was a word.
So, please, don't tell me what I know and don't know!
Are you Markinson?
I want you to know that I'm proud neither of what I have done or of what I am doing.
Really? Then why isn't it listed in the tower chiefís log?
Did you order the Code Red?!!
Well, don’t I feel like the fucking asshhole.
And the hits just keep oooon comin'. Im fucked now
Officer on deck!
- What's the problem? - Dawson and Downey...
Our parties both are descendant of Jefferson.
They're not permitted to question orders.
ARE WE CLEAR?
will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Walked into that one.
Tom, I’ll make your bet today on County Final But you have to ask me nicely
That's that.
I think he's pissed off that he's got to hide from us.
I still think we can win.
- Nobody likes her very much. - Yes, sir!
no it is nawwwt
- How does that sound? Good. - Fine, sir.
Please the court, is this dialogue relevant to anything-
Nice work today. Redirect on Barnes.
Well don’t I feel like the fuckin’ asshole.
Would you put Jessup on the stand?
I was brought to the hospital where I was told I just had heat exhaustion.
I'm not gonna feel responsible for this. I did everything I could.
Nobody said anything about math
My job
Whatever it is they do
No scrapes? No cuts? Bruises? Broken bones?
Do it Harold. It's six months... It's nothing. It's a hockey season.
Dawson's family's been contacted.
You’re a lousy fucking Soccer player Colin!
and it's the exact same story you're gonna hear from Private Downey.
My answer is, I don't have the first damn clue.
Our parties both are descendant of Jefferson. They both believe in the basic ideals of our republic.
that I would be coming down to investigate.
because they did their job.
She hasn't been contacted yet. Would you like me to take care of that?
You wanna challenge us, roll the dice and take your chances.
I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently...
He's gonna get his ass whipped.
Lieutenant, how long have you been in the Navy?
Sometimes men take matters into their own hands.
What do you think of Kris?
democrats cant handle the truth
What happened?
Confessions Of A Memeholic. In cinemas 3/34/2029.
Ducks Lisnagry God County Country
Colonel Jessup, if itís not too much trouble...
I think he wants to say that he made a command decision, and that's the end.
Just not that crazy about math
That's right. And then he went into Dawson and Downey's room...
Check the tower logs, for Christ's sake!
He needed a trail lawyer today!
Any chance he forgot about it?
Is There Another Kind?
Did you expect anything less?
you want to be in group kilo.
The witness is an expert and the Court will hear his opinion!
when you're out there today...
#im getting on my plane and going back to Mar A Lago
I got it on the record.
Sir, yes, sir!
of Rifle Security Company Windward, Lieutenant Jonathan James Kendrick.
You’re a lousy freakin softball player, Catlin!
Got off on the wrong foot. What do you say? Friends?
Is there another kind?
- Doesn't even know why he's arrested. - Commander.
All right. Here's the story.
Lance Corporal Dawson disobeyed an order.
than a woman that you have to salute in the morning.
because he made a decision about the welfare of a Marine...
I've fallen out on runs before for several reasons...
OH, NOW I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
That and following @bitcoinjeopardy really ought to be enough
Commander Stone is an internist, not a criminologist.
I think better with my guitar. Where's my guitar?
I'm lead counsel. This is Sam Weinberg.
You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to have honor.
- How's it going, Luther? - Another day, another dollar, captain.
We object to this entire line of questioning. It's argumentative...
No, you may not.
All rise.
You preferred it be handled within the unit?
You can’t handle the birthday
Your boy Calipari is going down JP I can’t stop it anymore
She just looks like she has something to say.
You can’t handle the 9th!
I think you should prepare yourself for the fact that we're gonna lose.
Yes, I'm certain that I've read that somewhere once.
In your expert, professional opinion...
- Or Jo. - Yes.
- Do you think we were right? - It doesn't matter-
.... Trump's gonna lose ... and he's gonna lose, HUGE
ARE WE CLEAR?
You can't handle being in Ahmad
About how far by Jeep?
You believe that, don’t you? That I’m here to help you in any way that I can?
"I strenuously object"?
Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you will give in this court-martial...
Oh, I'm Sorry. I Forgot. You Were Sick The Day They Taught news At news School.