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No.
I'm kidding, Kyle. We'll stop.
1600s?
I'd just like to say thank you.
The minute I think I feel something for someone,
I mean, I feel like we had a connection.
Where are my books and possessions? Because I can't...
when you didn't call.
It was a joke, Howdy. A joke.
- Why would you send this to me? - So, wait.
Don't roll your eyes at me.
You're all brains. Not enough cock and balls.
That's insane.
Ten dollars.
- No problem. Just leave it there. - Thanks, man.
Come on, Susie.
Actually, I double-checked that, professor. He needs a B plus.
YOU GUYS WANNA MAKE SOME TRADES?
You know what? I didn't bring that much money with me.
I need a wine cooler
Do I know you?
What did he want?
Did you kill a cheetah?
as well as all of the assigned readings.
Call me, okay? Bye.
Tiffany went off to veterinary school in Austin, Texas.
No. I am not. Thank you for asking, though.
I boinked her!
when things suddenly took an unexpected turn.
Somebody's going to die tomorrow.
Or maybe we can off someone for you. How's that sound?
Forget tonight. Come over now.
Wait up a second.
Add our weight plus cargo, we're talking 2, 100 hundred pounds.
What do you look for in a girl?
No way. You're lying.
Well, I was in a car accident, sir.
I'm sorry, but we need your help.
Eighteen hundred.
Because it’s your dog
After I ask why you get so mad?
Let’s go Kiwi, we want details. What happened?
What the hell did you just say to me?
and his girlfriend, Tiffany.
Oh, God.
Fire away.
I need a wine cooler
Tiffany, what the hell are you doing?
Well, it's not a big deal, but you need the key.
so we'll stop in a couple hours.
Yeah, sorry.
Okay, bye.
I admit it. She's amazing. She's perfect, all right.
What else do you look for?
Hi, how can I help you?
Ben, my girlfriend's paging me. Can we let these people go?
You guys wanna smoke some drugs?
Unleash the fury, Mitch!
Respect my decision!
My friends and I were passing through, looking for a place to party,
Well, I think that's kind of cool.
that they put me on an adult dosage of Xanax.
Our selection's rather limited. You're going to have to make do.
weed is the only thing that could ever balance me out.
- Twenty-six going once. - Thirty.
Make me some blueberry pancakes right now
I guess it's my dad. He's like, strict.
Gonna be a bloodbath
I could teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours.
Let's go, Kyle. We want details. What happened?
You heard me. I bid $30 loud and clear.
No way. They're pissed because he lied.
Better make it 3
Anal?
blossomed into some serious French kissing and lots of heavy petting.
So if you ask me why I like the way I play it
Have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes
It was Sunday morning back in lthaca,
It’s your dog
Hi, Dad. Merry Christmas.
Well, Kyle, I certainly hope you got all the boinking out of your system,
they just turn around and screw me over.
Hold that thought.
I know you're lying. I guarantee he's lying.
They were messing with us, Kyle. It was a joke.
Ummm About that
Oh, there's hope, but it comes with batteries.
No, I didn't. I said Austin.
I think the tape must be rewound.
If she wanted to talk to you
are you here for the feed, er, shitposting??
Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream
What's your deal, anyways? Why are you so worried all the time?
Rob when he’s older
Psy. Aye. Psy Psy Psy. Aye.
If I don't speak with you,
Keep close. Don't straggle.
French toast.
Twenty-five.
- It's a surprise. - Oh, how nice.
Two loses to Michigan Better make it three!
Something about Josh. He's just different.
The window of opportunity to go out and have fun and
What? What is that?
Jeez, you have to stand up for yourself every once in a while.
Yeah, come on, Tif. Let's open it.