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Yeah, cool stuff happens here.
Well, there are these rules that guys have,
So this auction is for students only.
It's not like that. I've known her my whole life.
and you need a B on this test just to pass this class.
God, no, no! You don't want...
I guess I just thought Josh was different.
I have to admit, I love you in that uniform.
did you make a copy
Come to my party, hook up with Beth and enjoy your last week at college.
OSU’s Investigation Be Like
No
This has powdered sugar on it, and I ordered no sugar.
You can't make out with someone then pretend that you had sex with them.
an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating.
I never said anything about the wheels staying on.
You need to stop all this, okay? You and I, we're not a couple.
It's supposed to be a challenge if it was easy it would just be the way
Oh, fuck!
Come on.
Did I say 2? Better make it 3!
Bye, it was great to see you.
Our car exploded last night and I'm practically all out of my own.
YES!
Tiny salmon swimming in a stream
Hello. This is an emergency. We need this stuff.
When you make the playoffs in your fantasy football league
It’s going to be a bold bath
Have a good trip, safe trip, safe journeys.
Sorry, this isn't Peep World.
Well,
and nice
I really do need to go to the bathroom.
Now you go fix that little toy back there,
That's it? This story sucks.
Unleash the fury!
And I'm sure I'll catch you later. But call me back, okay?
Actually, you can. But not till tomorrow.
Austin. Austin, Massachusetts.
Good, that's the plan.
She gets back there Monday. That leaves me three days to get there.
I might lose my financial aid.
Josh loves it
Come on, you're going with me. Outside, in the car.
I actually thought he liked me.
It's good.
Not a good idea. She's spoken for.
our trajectory will clear 10 feet. Easy.
Right. Sorry.
What?
Studying a lot. I'm starting to question this whole college thing.
Well, all I got to say to you when you tell me not to play I say no
Tell me not to play
What?
- You? - Nothing.
from our lthaca chapter.
Eventually he tried organizing a mass suicide.
I'm sorry. I don't think about that kind of stuff.
Okay, relax. Okay? They're just messing with us.
I don't know.
Just a minute.
Who are you?
He's going to squeeze.
I say we get the hell out of here.
Something tells me the people of Earth are going to need me.
We've never been a couple, and we will never be one.
Can I drop a mouse in?
Better make it 3
Did I say two?
Nope
Would you like a fresh towel?
It's never cheating when you're in a different area code.
No, we don't know. Tell us.
- I'll see you in the fall. Definitely. - Thanks. Okay. Thank you.
Your all brains not enough cock and balls.
She was naked. Really naked!
Yea, we got it.
I want a line
and we could feed him half now and the other half on Saturday.
Sorry we haven't spoken.
Yeah, he's right here.
with a girl.
Because I knew you'd get mad. See, look how mad you are.
Boner
And I know the key to a well-rounded college education
Okay, can anyone beat 26 dollars?
Do you know what I mean?
Twenty-six.
You guys are going to have to leave, okay?
That's the end of the tour.
The end.
Rules are rules.
Ujvg
That was awesome.
- I said I didn't want to know. - What?
I'll be okay, I just need some time.
In most men's eyes we are just flesh!
I'm a Xi Chi brother from the lthaca University chapter.
You've never left this town, have you?
See, he thinks that he has an extension on the midterm,
Good?
Do you feel better yet?
As a matter of fact, I would hate a foot massage.
I wish I'd died.
I had to take two birth control pills this morning.
In fact, they have about 70 hours of unedited amateur video.
Five days. Well, I think we can work that out.
There's obviously some explanation for this.
You want to help me study again tonight?