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-How could you ask her out? -Why not?
I've gotta get him outta there
That's no good.
You know, "the gang," she likes to call them.
I call and he never picks up
I'm going bald.
I'm a honey.
-Boy, he's looking good, huh, Jerry? -Yeah.
AND THAT DAY IS TODAY
-What? -Your hair.
So he just shaves his head for no reason?
It's gum! it's poop! it's gum! What if it had been poop?
Okay.
Even Mijo has to turn 20.
What are you? An idiot?
Even I am not above the policy
It's from yesterday.
-Now we have a new deal. -New deal?
-Oh, it's coming in already. -Yeah.
Yeah, so he says if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins...
FUGITIVE SEX!
I got a cockfight to focus on.
And I have too little time left to take that crap, so I slugged him.
Kurt's an organ donor.
Yeah, classic horseshoe pattern.
Anyway, they made this large donation to a woman's prison...
Is she from the future?
Hey, did you get Little Jerry? Is he okay?
-Celia is up for parole. -Hey, Little Jerry won his cockfight.
-Kurt. -Elaine, will you marry me?