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I am talking about my daughter.
Work and, um...
I do not like the judge in that case.
“A-men.” “Ah-men”?
and I reached out to Josh, but...
Sorry, kids, you can't practice tuba anymore.
he hasn't gotten back to me,
- Yeah, yeah. - Okay.
Yeah? No friends in town?
why get stuck in a rat race?
Everyone knows that, right, Mrs. Hernandez?
That's, like, really sad.
That sounds racist, but he named himself that
And I care, too.
No, I'll just...
Oh, yes, skating on boards, fun.
you mentioned you didn't know anyone in town.
Exactly. All right. This is why you need me.
Well, with school and baseball, uh...
(sobbing): Oh, geez.
if we play this right, one day,
get beers with my buds, skateboard.
This is fantastic, right? I know.
- Pretty-pretty simple. - (laughs)
♪ I'm gigglin' and layin' ♪
But I, uh... it's funny.
You half Italian?
Happy.
(whistling jaunty tune)
When I sang my solo,
(car honks repeatedly)
I mean, her Jew
(phone chimes) Hold on one second.
So, I got accepted
♪ A random just by chance ♪
we have ever seen.
Well, I'm what they call a full one-eighth.
I would be proud to be your friend,
- Really? - Yeah.
- Stop it. Listen. - Oh, my God, I'm crazy.
JOSH (echoing): Everyone is happy, happy, happy.
_
I-I think maybe we should take a break.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll iChat you or something.
I am just as smart as you are, Miss Snooty Shoes.
He's built like a brick house.
Oh, my gosh.
It takes a few minutes to load, but it's very informative.
Okay. Are you sure?
Just 'cause Facebook says he's single.
Wow.
♪ She's in love ♪
Everybody here calls me “Chief”"
♪ Accidentes ♪
What's the deal with you and Josh?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I'm sorry, you were saying?
♪ I'm primpin' and pluckin' ♪
Okay, I'll stop.
I will come back later...
- I can't... - (gasps)