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Okay. So this is the kitchen.
I barely know him.
Spread it, indulge.
(exhales)
she's got a very powerful pit bull lawyer.
Lindsay Lohan wears those.
Rebecca, I just checked the Facebook.
because I see that you're a really good dad.
Um, do you want find a bedroom?
- that I am not... - and I'm everything my mother said I was.
I'm not, I'm not dramatic.
♪ Than the middle school's music program was cut ♪
(laughs) What?
I'm so happy. Mom's gonna be so happy.
Oh, hi!
Your Aunt Nancy was apoplectic.
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not crying.
Because... surprise!
Well, anyway, I'm just...
His Facebook status says he's single,
That's near the beach, right?
I would not... Yes.
This is not the point. The point is
Another opportunity has knocked on my door.
- Please do. - So I got here
All right, look,
(car honks)
Um, what are you doing here?
Okay, you are not in this alone.
we call him that, he's Mexican...
Yes, like... a date.
Do you hear me?
_
I actually just moved to town from New York.
Chan.
♪ Who'da thunk it ♪
No, I'm not in love. That would be stupid.
I'd love to discuss The Second Sex
No, no, no.
Harvard? Yale?
Uh, so I run into Chan and he tells me
You want that promotion, don't you?
Whistling jaunty tune rebecca whistles throw drugs away
It can be very gossipy.
but, um, I don't know much,
(in baby voice): Where you going?
♪ ♪
Okay, all right.
Today the dermatologist is telling me if it's cancer.
by Simone de Beauvoir, which I just read.
(laughs nervously)
Ask yourself, “When was the last time you were truly happy?”
Those are some great knock-off Louboutins.
♪ Did it sound cool when I said, “That sounds great”? ♪
I mean, we had such a good time that summer.
To partner.
That's a really interesting name.
Okay, I'll be right there, Mother!
Really?
Ah, speak of the handsome devil himself.
- Mm-hmm. - And nothing's coming through.
♪ Do you get those things are different? ♪
Oh, I didn't want to do this.
and his Instagram 18 times.
- A relative, or... ? - Uh... no.
It's not healthy to keep fixating on one person.
'Cause I thought it was a sandwich.
'cause you seem, like, weirded out
My ex-wife is trying
Sorry. Hi. Hi.
♪ Everything shiny and smooth ♪
Josh?
Oh, God, why?
Break glass in case of emergency.