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the reason that I'm here...
like some nasty-ass patriarchal bull (bleep).
Wow, you-you look amazing.
And that is, that is totally different.
I'm gonna go do this thing.
so I don't if he-he dropped his phone in the toilet,
♪ Of the Inland Empire ♪
(snoring) (TV playing quietly)
What? Come on.
but I handed out copies of your résumé.
♪ West Covina ♪
I'm not crying. I'm fine.
I just, like, I want to, I want to see him
Gosh, have you heard of that one?
with cell phone service in West Covina?
Yeah?
MAN: Come on, Josh.
♪ I'm gonna make this night ♪
Wow.
Uh, about the Ramirez case:
No, I'm not dramatic.
I'm sorry, I'm-I'm... I'm Jewish.
Okay, I'm getting the Josh vibe again.
Chelsea, I'm sorry I put you in a bikini made of gold coins
His actual name's Bernard. It doesn't matter.
Because I feel like my friend is trying to get ahold of me
(disposal grinding)
Oh, my God, shut up, you stupid bitch!
You moved to California?! What are you doing?
and that was probably a very uncomfortable experience.
♪ And I've never seen a pretzel this big ♪
ANNOUNCER: curve-balling out about five to ten miles per hour.
Like, if you must know, Josh isn't my type.
and let's circle back about the Jew thing.
I felt, like, a really palpable connection with the audience.
Until my business cards come in,
But I'm in the middle of a divorce.
You're not crazy, and you're not stupid.
but down three now, here in the bottom of the fifth.
and the sauce and there's all the cheese.
Oh... Um...
and you inconvenienced a lot of people.
(singing to self)
Sounds good.
♪ Ah... ♪
- Total... fart brain. - Not a problem.
(phone beeps off)
or you could sit it down in a classroom
Guy I grew up with.
♪ Oh, my gosh ♪
Well, we are two hours from the beach...
Do you want to go?
like your little suicide attempt in law school.
They've been taking forever.
Okay.
I could have you fired.
And-and thanks for that.
- Okay... - Look, I wasn't going to...
Okay, look, keep in mind,
It doesn't matter, um...
You love him, you moved here for him,
♪ It's the sexy getting-ready song ♪